all you guys are a bunch of pussies and you all talk real big on the internet* so here's your opportunity to prove your worth

Tue Dec 23
Depart SALT LAKE CITY UT (SLC) at 1:50 PM
Arrive in DENVER INTL (DEN) at 3:15 PM
Change planes in DENVER INTL (DEN) departing at 5:00 PM
Arrive in PHILADELPHIA INTERNATIONAL (PHL) at 10:25 PM

Tue Dec 30
Depart PHILADELPHIA INTERNATIONAL (PHL) at 3:00 PM
Arrive in DENVER INTL (DEN) at 5:30 PM
Change planes in DENVER INTL (DEN) departing at 7:25 PM
Arrive in SALT LAKE CITY UT (SLC) at 8:50 PM

That's when I'll be home in PA for a week and I'm going to try to ride at Sno and BB again, maybe Blue if I can get a cheap ticket. Anybody who wants to race is welcome to challenge me (or any other PASR) in this thread and we'll see who hits the finish line first.

*not really but I figured if I got you angry first you'd be more into showing up for a race

is there a prize for the winner?

I'm down..snowboarders are slow

I don't know where I'll be but I'll definitely throw some prizes into the pot.

So I'll put in a bunch of stickers from various companies, a pair of Native Eyewear goggles if I don't sell them first, and a couple Level 1 movies.

bragging rights and knowing that you are faster than some guy that called you a name on the internet



Yeah I'm not really planning on beating anyone who has ever had any sort of ski race training but I'm pretty sure I could mop the floor with Chippy.

Have you ever met Chippy??? His Dad Eugene kicks my ass at Nastar..but in a Chinese Downhill I'd smoke Chippy..

Nice Video..

i'll keep my eye out for you in the airport DH, i'll be landing around the time you'll be arriving for your flight.

edit: to clarify, i meant i'll be landing in philly while you are arriving for your flight to denver.

what is the chinese downhill equivalent for apres ski? I could probably give someone a run for their money in the bar. On the slopes probably not.

party till you puke? your on.

If you want to buy the alcohol I will gladly sit down for a drinking contest.

Yeah right...I'll mop the chairs on the ski lift with your head.

GAME ON.

Im down but only if it's shots of champagne.

Melissa could drink me under the table..I'm a slow freaking drinker..

The official drink of PASR......


I'm up for the first annual PASR drink your face off fest, but only if its right after some slope time

For sure..I'm down...but this season I really want to bring some cardboard and breakdance in the parking lot...Kicking It Old School..after DHarrisburg gets Served in the Chinese downhill..the right wax and the right fannypack will be the key to success..

sucks being underage

I hope Ski already knew this or he is going to be pissed. Vonn first, Bode second this weekend. Screw China and their downhill............USA..........USA..............USA.

not if you have friends of legal age on PASR!!

For sure..it's not fair..you can go to Trial as an adult in court but you can't buy beer..

BTW..the best run for a Chinese Downhill would be Paradise at Blue..it has the length that a aerodynamic low tuck..hands forward ass back..(not the rap song)..is essential..

that would be an absolute whistle fest....

It would work best for the last run of the day...kind of like the Jackalope crossing the Serengeti..when it's time for a river crossing...a few are going to get nabbed by the Crocadiles...There's strength in numbers..Concussion Ted can't get everybody..he might even join in..since he likes to ski fast as well..

we must do this on paradise haah no doubt this would be reality show quality. and nice serengeti example 2

bump

i might be down. are alpine board allowed?

If mark is on a regular board I gurantee ill beat him

with any luck my alpine ride will be in by then. and i'll leave your fat ass at the peak.

if you're on a regualar board you dont stand a chance