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G-unit on the slope, Jibbin it up dope!

Take it easy steezy, It's your rhymes that are cheezy!

I do more slappin than rappin wit bitches like lappin'

You want some too? I'll make it happin like a double steezy & lappin bitch slappin while I'm rappin!

skip doggey dog....O' is he crazy.....Dropin in switch....ridin down lazy-

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So skidogdiggitydog said, and the 'real deal steel greelled spam and cheese' agreed on the below: (and I'll have you know I'm too old, too drunk, too don't give a shit, to actually try to quote that and put it in my message.)

 

Anyway - this is what they say: "They don't jib, don't jump, just ski around and stop on the landings. Then they go 100 ft and stop again, this time they stand in the approach of the parks best rail and say "remember when the only thing on the slope was snow and skiers".

 

Remember when the only thing on the mountain was snow and skiers? And there were no asshole punks like you? You wouldn't remember those days, would you? It was when we were blasting those mountains, carving the hills, creating the manmade snow machines so you and your family could enjoy what was once considered undevelopable countryside.

 

So take a break next time you see an old-timer looking back up hill, and ask him what it was like when he was your age, when there really was nothing but skiers and snow. If he doesn't punch you in the mouth, I'm sure you'll get a great story or two.

 

I love guys like you. Think you are so damn smart simply because you are older. But in actuality, you a complete moron.

 

Do you know we have a problem with people in landings not because we are punk assholes but because people get KILLED that way. I'm one of the more vocal about people in landings - I tell people they need to move 100% of the time they are there - but I"m not asshole or punk. I just understand that a metal edged snowboard or ski flying at 40 miles an hour is little different than a broad sword, except there is more force behind it.

 

The Joe the Plumber quote just jacks up the irony to another level too.

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Holy Shit...well Dawg is that all you've got..well I'm about to kick it..

 

Almost got shot listening to SirMixaLot

Baby got back outside the ski patrol shack

Got a fanny pack for my keys and my cheese

Zip that up before I'm grilling up Steeze

You say my rhymes are cheezy

But they're really off the heezy

You must be lactose intolerant

Stank ass breath yo you need a mint

Gonna give you a cert or a tic-tac

All I know is your raps are wack

You can find me at the Blue mountain drive-inn posted up like a thumbtack..eating a shortstack..riding the 6-pack..wearing a belt so you don't see my asscrack..but please skig doggey dog..go hop over to epicski like a frog..not Kermit..boinking Miss Piggy..smoking a ciggy..I'm talking like a real dumb frog..going ribbit ribbit..eating some riblets..at Applebees..ready to ski..head buzzing like a bee..I'm not a bug but my name is Doug..I do the worm all the ladies squirm..hair so curly it's like I have a perm...skiing over the rollers..skiing so fantastic it's like I'm hooked up to a remote controller..I'm out

 

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Holy Shit...well Dawg is that all you've got..well I'm about to kick it..

 

Almost got shot listening to SirMixaLot

Baby got back outside the ski patrol shack

Got a fanny pack for my keys and my cheese

Zip that up before I'm grilling up Steeze

You say my rhymes are cheezy

But they're really off the heezy

You must be lactose intolerant

Stank ass breath yo you need a mint

Gonna give you a cert or a tic-tac

All I know is your raps are wack

You can find me at the Blue mountain drive-inn posted up like a thumbtack..eating a shortstack..riding the 6-pack..wearing a belt so you don't see my asscrack..but please skig doggey dog..go hop over to epicski like a frog..not Kermit..boinking Miss Piggy..smoking a ciggy..I'm talking like a real dumb frog..going ribbit ribbit..eating some riblets..at Applebees..ready to ski..head buzzing like a bee..I'm not a bug but my name is Doug..I do the worm all the ladies squirm..hair so curly it's like I have a perm...skiing over the rollers..skiing so fantastic it's like I'm hooked up to a remote controller..I'm out

 

 

GSS IS GOD :rock

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Oh shit mo fugger its on-

Like the pic from 8 mile-

I'm hittin it wit style-

I read your lame ass rhyme but it took an f-in while-

I drop my shit quik and leave it in a pile-

When I painted your girl white I did it with a smile- :D

She said dam your rod is long---------------------------------------------a country f-in mile- :wub:

I'm use to a little steezy thats hung like a child- :angry:

One night wit skip dog got me feelin f-in wild- :wub:

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Oh shit mo fugger its on-

Like the pic from 8 mile-

I'm hittin it wit style-

I read your lame ass rhyme but it took an f-in while-

I drop my shit quik and leave it in a pile-

When I painted your girl white I did it with a smile- :D

She said dam your rod is long---------------------------------------------a country f-in mile- :wub:

I'm use to a little steezy thats hung like a child- :angry:

One night wit skip dog got me feelin f-in wild- :wub:

 

 

Ohhhhh shittttttt!!!! Tha champ is here!

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Oh shit mo fugger its on-

Like the pic from 8 mile-

I'm hittin it wit style-

I read your lame ass rhyme but it took an f-in while-

I drop my shit quik and leave it in a pile-

When I painted your girl white I did it with a smile- :D

She said dam your rod is long---------------------------------------------a country f-in mile- :wub:

I'm use to a little steezy thats hung like a child- :angry:

One night wit skip dog got me feelin f-in wild- :wub:

 

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Ski patrol better get out a ticket- Skip doggie is about to kick it!

Steez calls himself a rhymer- But he skis like a first timer!

I style it when I ride it- In your girl is where I hide it!

Steez dont want his girl no more- Cause I stabbed her like a whore!

Now he's diggin Men- Like Len, Ben, & Ken!

I hope ya'll like my rhyme- This is the last time!

I'll say I had some Fun- Now I'm f-in DONE!!!!!!

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