GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 18 hours ago, saltyant said: I was just minding my own business, still stoked from my recent Vermont trip, when all of a sudden I was viciously attacked on all fronts out of nowhere. I think this site is just going after me now that eaf's (temporary?) departure has created a void in the need to attack someone that is perceived as a gaper, less cool than everyone else, or "annoying". Salty when are you gonna update your stats?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RootDKJ Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 14 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: Salty when are you gonna update your stats?? You really take your unofficial stats manager role seriously 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 7 minutes ago, RootDKJ said: You really take your unofficial stats manager role seriously Yeah I do. Sallycat was slacking on the updates but now she's all caught up..the best is when Toast added his last day at whistler before he even started skiing for the day..that's a bit of a faux pas. Normal people wait until after they're done skiing to update stats not before they even hit the hill. The worst was years ago somebody was going on a four day ski ski trip and added in the four ski days before they even left for their trip..that's the shit I don't like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saltyant Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 59 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: Salty when are you gonna update your stats?? I have such a strong lead in vert and runs that I don't even need to update them anymore. Pretty confident I won in those categorizes for the season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 4 minutes ago, saltyant said: I have such a strong lead in vert and runs that I don't even need to update them anymore. Pretty confident I won in those categorizes for the season. Salty check out my runs and vert from 2005-06 and 2006-07. If you arent gonna update your stats I'll just have them removed...play by the rules Salty!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saltyant Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 1 minute ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: Salty check out my runs and vert from 2005-06 and 2006-07. If you arent gonna update your stats I'll just have them removed...play by the rules Salty!!! You had all the glory back in the day But now a rookie and underdog is on place to take the championship this year!!! That's ok, I wrote them all down using a pencil and paper so I can upload them again. My hand is cramped from all the writing and I had to resharpen my #2 pencil 3 times, But I prevailed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toast21602 Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 44 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: Yeah I do. Sallycat was slacking on the updates but now she's all caught up..the best is when Toast added his last day at whistler before he even started skiing for the day..that's a bit of a faux pas. Normal people wait until after they're done skiing to update stats not before they even hit the hill. The worst was years ago somebody was going on a four day ski ski trip and added in the four ski days before they even left for their trip..that's the shit I don't like. Who gives a fuck? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 Just now, toast21602 said: Who gives a fuck? You obviously do if you're reading this post... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toast21602 Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 4 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: You obviously do if you're reading this post... OKAY. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enjoralas Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 1 hour ago, saltyant said: I have such a strong lead in vert and runs that I don't even need to update them anymore. Pretty confident I won in those categorizes for the season. Not sure about those, but word is all other parties on this site have conceded to you in the "Runs Intentionally Negotiated Without Skis" category. I heard Doug is already working on commissioning the tiara for presentation on Gaper Day. 3 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 Just now, enjoralas said: Not sure about those, but word is all other parties on this site have conceded to you in the "Runs Intentionally Negotiated Without Skis" category. I heard Doug is already working on commissioning the tiara for presentation on Gaper Day. Salty might no longer be a freshman anymore after gaper day!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saltyant Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 They still count as runs!! Only took my skis off twice out of like 700 runs or something so that's a miniscule percent, virtually approaching zero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enjoralas Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 1 hour ago, saltyant said: They still count as runs!! Only took my skis off twice out of like 700 runs or something so that's a miniscule percent, virtually approaching zero. But also approaching infinity percent compared to everyone else, so it's still a runaway in the category. Don't fight it, own that shit! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 Salty are you on your way to blue or Camelback?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saltyant Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 7 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: Salty are you on your way to blue or Camelback?? Definitely not Blue. Shadows said every single person there would be annoyed by my presence, even if they're skiing on the opposite side of the mountain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RootDKJ Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 ^ I think you are paraphrasing just a bit too much there salt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toast21602 Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 ^ I think you are paraphrasing just a bit too much there salt.you mean lying. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enjoralas Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 1 hour ago, RootDKJ said: ^ I think you are paraphrasing just a bit too much there salt. 8 minutes ago, toast21602 said: you mean lying. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Some might say trolling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RootDKJ Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 I was trying to be nice. I should know better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarponhead Posted February 16, 2018 Report Share Posted February 16, 2018 They still count as runs!! Only took my skis off twice out of like 700 runs or something so that's a miniscule percent, virtually approaching zero. Glades yeah. But what was the other one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saltyant Posted February 16, 2018 Report Share Posted February 16, 2018 8 minutes ago, tarponhead said: Glades yeah. But what was the other one? Montage when the moguls on White Lightning were the size of a small car. It was a fantastic slide down. Truly epic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarponhead Posted February 16, 2018 Report Share Posted February 16, 2018 Montage when the moguls on White Lightning were the size of a small car. It was a fantastic slide down. Truly epic.Seriously, you are far safer with your skis on then off. Learn falling leaf or some shit like that. On ice taking off skis is lethal 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RootDKJ Posted February 16, 2018 Report Share Posted February 16, 2018 1 hour ago, saltyant said: Montage when the moguls on White Lightning were the size of a small car. It was a fantastic slide down. Truly epic. You should go ski Superstar at Killington in May. Moguls the size of small yurts. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 16, 2018 Report Share Posted February 16, 2018 2 hours ago, saltyant said: Montage when the moguls on White Lightning were the size of a small car. It was a fantastic slide down. Truly epic. Can't make this shit up..bahahahaha Jerry of the day is gonna be changed to a Salty of the day!! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SallyCat Posted February 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2018 (edited) 8 hours ago, tarponhead said: #fucknaomi To be fair, Naomi is completely lovely and it's a great school in an amazing place. Eighth graders are simply an unfamiliar species. I should probably tone down the snark just a bit before i end up sleeping in my car next September. Plus if any mods want to delete my previous post on the subject, that would probably be prudent. Edited February 16, 2018 by SallyCat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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