SallyCat Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 6 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: It's crazy that not everyone on the internet is normal like me and Matt Edge. Yeah, I really hate when new people over-post. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antman12 Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 I didn't know he duplicated accounts onto his new forum. I thought those posters actually joined, in hindsight I should have known those posters (especially toast lol) would have never created an account. But I also never thought somebody would go to the lengths that he did. Sooo why is he being unbanned again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, SallyCat said: Yeah, I really hate when new people over-post. My posting has slowed down..I came in like a wrecking ball back in 2005. Back then you could edit posts for an unlimited amount of time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 7 minutes ago, antman12 said: I didn't know he duplicated accounts onto his new forum. I thought those posters actually joined, in hindsight I should have known those posters (especially toast lol) would have never created an account. But I also never thought somebody would go to the lengths that he did. Sooo why is he being unbanned again? Antman he got a three day ban which is standard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RidgeRacer Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 So much drama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enjoralas Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 I thought it was pretty funny. It was creepy too, but I came down more on the side of funny. I thought it was obvious enough that it was a parody. That it didn’t really bug me. He should have saved it for April Fools Day. If you’re reading this Salty, go ahead and cross me off that list before you show up in the Blue lot on Gaper Day. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 Salty told me to post this to PASR. He's relentless. http://c109305.try.invisionpower.com/topic/9-final-statement/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 On 2/18/2018 at 1:28 PM, enjoralas said: Is plantain what you kids use as slang for penis these days? Bahahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Schif said: I feel like this is one step shy of sewing little sets of pants and jackets that match the PASR crew and putting them on taxidermy squirrels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprogram4 Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 There are literally 4 different people on this site who have admitted to looking up PASR's actual information such as addresses online and nobody cares, but people get mad at fake pasr accounts lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enjoralas Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 Another new poster gone for good. Thanks Doug! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadows Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 Turns out there was a worse forum than pasr. Who knew 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaf Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 I love what he did! And most of you here behave like a bunch of babies. You were all eager to bully him any way you could, and when he pushed back, turned bitter. He's "weird", "creepy", "salty-land", LOL. The funny part is that originally it wasn't even his idea to create a new forum, I think it was GSS to hand it over to him, but the way how he brought it to life was outstanding! Not a single foul word (other than fake Toast so originally telling fake GSS to STFU), no name calling or posting a bunch of harassing pictures, and nevertheless he apparently got to most posters with his satire, which is hardly a surprise because it was so damn accurate. Ironically, when I saw what he posted there, I was 100% sure that all of you actually came to that site for some fun on the new short-term playground. The hyperbola of most of the posts was obvious, but it nevertheless looked like you were just playing along. The only thing that was hardly believable was Matt's comment, and then of course I knew that my account was fake. If my memory doesn't fail me, there was GSS vaping up in his truck getting ready to read Salty's report, Toast telling him to STFU in between of random OKs 'cause GSS just "has to respond to every post all the time", someone teasing for the lack of stats (had to be GSS, but I'm not sure), Atomic pitching in and offering his SQL consulting services for a modest fee of $500/hr to get the stats section running, me going hysterical and calling him a snob, then Sally and me exchanging about the diva site again. That's all on top of the initial mockup with his section on CB and mine on MC. Most of the time he was just skimming the surface of some recent threads, and while sometimes it was annoying, it was neither deep nor deliberately offensive. Though I could tell how Toast's telling him to STFU months ago stuck in his head and created that fake exchange between Toast and GSS. I partly get the outbreak of hostility and the ban, 'cause hardly anybody wants to see a parody on himself, I got my share as well, but I still applaud the speed of execution, tech skills, originality and fantasy. And as for stealing the avatars, pffft, big deal, and it had to be done to make things believable. Again, hats off for a job well done. Even if you're not "talked about 5 years down the road", it's only because this will bring memories of your site back, along with the taste of awkwardness. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antman12 Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 Jesus Christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadows Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 K 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toast21602 Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 lolololololol Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toast21602 Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 I love what he did! And most of you here behave like a bunch of babies. You were all eager to bully him any way you could, and when he pushed back, turned bitter. He's "weird", "creepy", "salty-land", LOL. The funny part is that originally it wasn't even his idea to create a new forum, I think it was GSS to hand it over to him, but the way how he brought it to life was outstanding! Not a single foul word (other than fake Toast so originally telling fake GSS to STFU), no name calling or posting a bunch of harassing pictures, and nevertheless he apparently got to most posters with his satire, which is hardly a surprise because it was so damn accurate. Ironically, when I saw what he posted there, I was 100% sure that all of you actually came to that site for some fun on the new short-term playground. The hyperbola of most of the posts was obvious, but it nevertheless looked like you were just playing along. The only thing that was hardly believable was Matt's comment, and then of course I knew that my account was fake. If my memory doesn't fail me, there was GSS vaping up in his truck getting ready to read Salty's report, Toast telling him to STFU in between of random OKs 'cause GSS just "has to respond to every post all the time", someone teasing for the lack of stats (had to be GSS, but I'm not sure), Atomic pitching in and offering his SQL consulting services for a modest fee of $500/hr to get the stats section running, me going hysterical and calling him a snob, then Sally and me exchanging about the diva site again. That's all on top of the initial mockup with his section on CB and mine on MC. Most of the time he was just skimming the surface of some recent threads, and while sometimes it was annoying, it was neither deep nor deliberately offensive. Though I could tell how Toast's telling him to STFU months ago stuck in his head and created that fake exchange between Toast and GSS. I partly get the outbreak of hostility and the ban, 'cause hardly anybody wants to see a parody on himself, I got my share as well, but I still applaud the speed of execution, tech skills, originality and fantasy. And as for stealing the avatars, pffft, big deal, and it had to be done to make things believable. Again, hats off for a job well done. Even if you're not "talked about 5 years down the road", it's only because this will bring memories of your site back, along with the taste of awkwardness.STFUSent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RootDKJ Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 (edited) @GrilledSteezeSandwich How’s your truck? What kind of vape do you own? Why am I feeding into this? Edited February 20, 2018 by RootDKJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 Shut up Eaf!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SallyCat Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 (edited) Hey, now. Good satirical writing is time-consuming and difficult, and when it falls short it's like a turd on a brunch table; nobody wants to look directly at it and they're embarrassed for the person who put it there. You have to like doing it for its own sake, because you're going to lay turds for a long time until your tone, language, and instincts all come together, which for most writers is never. That prank took effort and guts, but there was just too much working against it. For one thing, the audience wasn't on Salty's side to begin with, so it wasn't going to be received as good-natured. Also, I don't think he knew whether he meant it in a playful or malicious way. He took a run at satire and crapped on the table. That doesn't make him the Unabomber, it makes him a mediocre writer. Maybe just look away politely and go read some good satire. But also, shut up, Eaf. https://wonkette.com/ https://www.theonion.com/ https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/pbs-program-or-something-liam-neeson-would-say-to-a-burrito-immediately-before-eating-it Edited February 20, 2018 by SallyCat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enjoralas Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 Can we trade eaf for Salty back? 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RootDKJ Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 24 minutes ago, enjoralas said: Can we trade eaf for Salty back? Maybe 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SallyCat Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, RootDKJ said: Maybe Just keep one of them. I need to be the second most annoying new poster. Ffs, I haven't trained for first place. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RootDKJ Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 I’d create a poll, but I actually don’t care. If someone else is bored enough that’s cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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