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Let’s play a game. There are no prizes. Make your best guess on who will be the first to:

First to crash
First proper tomahawk
First skier in an instafamous-worthy photo
First polygamy porter consumed
First pro call out
First to pass out drunk at an inopportune time
First to clog a toilet
First to clear out the hot tub due to last nights beer farts


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Let’s play a game. There are no prizes. Make your best guess on who will be the first to:

First to crash
First proper tomahawk
First skier in an instafamous-worthy photo
First polygamy porter consumed
First pro call out
First to pass out drunk at an inopportune time
First to clog a toilet
First to clear out the hot tub due to last nights beer farts


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Wait, who is on this trip?


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21 minutes ago, Justo8484 said:

Let’s play a game. There are no prizes. Make your best guess on who will be the first to:

First to crash
First proper tomahawk
First skier in an instafamous-worthy photo
First polygamy porter consumed
First pro call out
First to pass out drunk at an inopportune time
First to clog a toilet
First to clear out the hot tub due to last nights beer farts


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Toast, Toast, Toast and Toast

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48 minutes ago, Justo8484 said:

Let’s play a game. There are no prizes. Make your best guess on who will be the first to:

First to crash
First proper tomahawk
First skier in an instafamous-worthy photo
First polygamy porter consumed
First pro call out
First to pass out drunk at an inopportune time
First to clog a toilet
First to clear out the hot tub due to last nights beer farts


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I like this game. 

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Just now, AtomicSkier said:

I was up at the asscrack of 5am wide awake for a day of skiing.  I believe we've selected Deer Valley.  Will be a nice drive in our obnoxiously large Toyota Sequoia land yacht.  It's a 2018 and doesn't even have heated seats.  Must have the poverty package.

Real men don't like heated seats.

Women love them.

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I’ve had heated seats for the last four years or so and never used them.  One of my Uber’s had heated backseats and was weird as fuck. My first experience with heated seats. My body creates a lot of heat being a fat sweaty hairy guy...you Utah boys can think about that in the Poverty mobile. 

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