Montage sucks. It's too hard to find the top of Upper FT and Upper Runaway. The lifts need to be easier and faster so thousands of people can be on the slopes. They'll go out of business this year, just like everyone said in 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015. I guarantee it. Montage sucks because there's no lift lines like at Blue and Camelback. It's so much better standing in long lift lines and then riding a HSQ. It makes me feel like I'm skiing more when I'm riding a six pack I waited 10 minutes to get on. Elk has better snow even though the 10000 people there on weekends scrape it off by lunch. I know because the commercials say so. Montage sucks because everybody knows it's better to have long crowded run-ins and run-outs. The Hump is waaaaay better than Boomer or Lightning because you finish on the uber steep Sullivan or John Bailey, which are true black diamonds. Montage sucks because the empty lodge at lunchtime is fukking stupid. It means they are going out of business every year since 1999, like I said. Montage sucks because they can't run a ski area and fill the parking lot with buses. The broad who took over Blue knows it's better to close the best slope and give it to the race team. I sure don't mind skiing over race kid ruts. It's more challenging. I'm gonna keep a daily count of all the days the Long Haul is closed and keeps me from skiing green circles. Montage sucks because when I'm skiing on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesdays every week there's nobody around. They've fukked up skiing and riding now for so many years. It sucks to have an empty resort with untracked cord after lunch on Sundays. I resent it. Skiing should be the same everywhere. Montage sucks because it should be more like Blue. Montage sucks because it bans crybabies from its Facebook. I have a right to CRY! MONTAGESUCKSMONTAGESUCKSMONTAGESUCKSMONTAGESUCKSMONTAGESUCKSMONTAGESUCKSMONTAGESUCKS!!!! I spent last Saturday with friends at Blue and only one of my buds had his lock cut and skis stolen, by the way. But if we were at Montage all our gear would have been stolen because Scranton is a ghetto compared to Allentown. Allentown is def the Mecca of skiing and boarding. Montage will continue to suck until more city people start showing up because that's what makes for a good ski area. And when Montage closes I'm def headed to Jack Frost for the challenging steeps. Oh, man, I can't wait for the thrills. Challenge is a real heart stopper. Fukking Montage sucks harder than Doug's favorite glory hole.
