KyleA

Whose the bitch now. Pussy. Why don't you go lift some more weights.

I want to go skiing with you right now.

What is this? The big bad Ski is pussying out?

I wish I wasn't going back to Utah tonight just so I could "race you". OMG I'm sorry for talking shit to you. I didn't realize you lifted weights 7 days a week. Please don't hurt me.

You have to be kidding me. White Lightning is about as long, steep, and scary as my drive way after an ice storm. Why don't you learn how to ski.

I was actually at Sno last night and asked every person in a red jacket who looked like a fagot if they were ski. And I really wish I found you could say some of this to my face. Because I'm pretty sure you're a ginormous vag.

If people who aren't good at what they do ski at boulder, then are you saying Tom Wallisch, Steve Stepp, Sean Jordan, and a bunch of snowboarders aren't good? Why don't you get ski's dick out of your mouth so you can speak properly next time.

Fuck you ski. You need to get off Sno's chode. The North Face is nothing. I'll tell you what compares to white lightning, THE LANDINGS TO THE JUMPS AT BOULDER. And don't call Sean Jordan a Troll. He is currently a better skier at the age of 14 then you will ever be. He is a super modest kid and you have clearly pissed him off with all this park rats are homos and Boulder is shit talk. There are some super cool kids on the park crew at sno. But that doesn't mean they can do anything about it. The most they can do is rake shitty stuff to make it as nice as possible. Go fuck a brownie scout or something and stop hating on kids who ski park and want to improve sno. And this thread will probably be closed pretty shortly.

^I think you're missing the point.

Are you going to be at sno tonight? B/c I really want to see which gaper you are. And I also really want to race you really fast to the bottom while I'm on snow blades.

More people are finally starting to realize this.

I must be missing the irony.

Ski is very immature and obviously regressing in his older age. Why do you have to start flaming in every thread? I also have a paper that I need to turn in for my writing class. Could you proofread that as well?

A webcam would be sick. First I think they need to get somebody who graduated kinder garden to make them a website tho. But a webcam would be a great way to advertise. They could put it right in front of the lodge. That way they could get shots of the lazy river, a non-running lift, a closed trail, a shitty park, and ski rental tents all with one camera. Somebody should hop on that quick.

I will gladly accept your challenge of a chinese downhill from the top of spike to the bottom of cannonball and I will gladly give u my skis if u beat me. If you could just get a pair of JO pros and ride them it would be greatly appreciated. I could use some nice new skis. Also, I would like to add that this is the gayest thing ever and I think Ski watches too much Johnny Tsunami while sipping hot cocoa and getting raped in the lodge.

ROFLAWLINGMAO. Ski is funny. I want to race too. I want to race too. I have been on the Bode Miller training routine. Not practicing and drinking a lot. I hear thats how u get good at racing.

^my house is about a 2000 mile 30 hour drive form park city. But my dorm room at the University of Utah is only about a 20 minute drive. I'm sorry that my family cares about me and wants me home for xmas break so I must resort to skiing here for 2 weeks. You should get your facts straight before you call someone a poser next time.

I think SKI should probably stay out of the park and all park related things such as this thread. Papasteeze knows what hes talking about and you clearly don't. Sno^.. mountain is the biggest joke ever. Their park sucks and so does the mountain in general. Why don't you stay out of the park and go dodge some poles with your big name race coaches. I don't mean to hate, but all of your comments in this thread are completely useless and not related to sno mountains park at all.

I think sno should just put in a nice long single or double barrel rail, and some other flat boxes and stuff. The stuff they currently have up is so whack and not fun at all. When you only have a bitch park open, it should consist of a bunch of nicely set up smaller stuff similar to boulders freedom park. There is no need for a randomly placed snow bowl, a horribly set up x box, and a 10 foot money booter that you have to skip every thing else to hit just to throw a 3 off it. They shouldn't waste their time putting in picnic tables and 3 feet long not so urban rails, and just put up some stuff that is fun and worth hitting. I find it funny how they got some big comps and stuff to come this year before they ever had a legit park. And they claim they are going to be the "olympic training ground" with a sick 22 foot half pipe. I don't think they realize that they need 22 feet of snow to make a 22 foot pipe. And they seem to be having a hard enough time getting 8 feet of snow to cover the lazy river. They should just get rid of Neptune, b/c he obviously doesn't give a shit about sno, and I wouldn't either if I was him. They need to bring in people like jib lab, have them build some stuff that is probably cheaper and way nicer than planets, and just have somebody with some common sense put a park together. It's not that hard, the people that work there are just retarded.