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. . . so you got nothing. Figures.

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You really are living a dream. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Ok

Like this is something new.

So it's lame when I complain about you complaining, but it's OK for you to complain about me complaining. Now that is lame.

They sure never do seem to get tired of posting shit, but it sure gets tiresome and boring to see it all of the time. Let me give it a shot. Man, did it ever suck last weekend at Camelback, the crap that I was subjected to, having to ride all day long on those trails covered by 18 inches of snow. I'm so pissed. I could've gone to Blue. I tried, seems just as tiresome and boring when I write it. Oh well.

I expect this Saturday will be the last day of night skiing. This Sunday is the last day of a scheduled event. In the past, the last day of a scheduled event has been the closing day. Sure hope that isn't the case this year. FWIW, have heard that CB wants to stay open until April 1st.

From the Urban Dictionary: "1. gaper A beginner skier or snowboarder who has no clue as to what they're doing on the mountain. They crash all over the place and get in your way. Refered to as a gaper because of the gap between their hat and goggles, also known as a gaper-gap. I couldn't ski fast because I was too busy dodging all the gapers 2. gaper A gaper is a skiier or snowboarder who is completely clueless. Usually distiungished by their bright colored clothes and a gaper gap, the gap between goggles and a helment/hat. Gapers also do the "Gaper Tuck" which is an attempt at being a ski racer by tucking, however, it is done incorrectly with the poles sticking straight up like thunderbolts and lighting, very very frightning! Gapers also sit at the bottom of jumps and try and go big off table tops in the park. 1. My eyes are burning from that gapers bright colored clothes. 2. I fell off the chair laughing at that gaper tuck. 3. Did you just see that gaper getting landed on because he was sitting like a dumbass at the landing of a jump. 3. Gaper 1) noun: One who cannot do, and is generally found as an amazed onlooker when viewing any display of actual skill. Often relating to snowsports. syn; jong, nOOb 2) adj: As pertaining to one who is a gaper. saw some gaper come up way short on that gap, looked really painful. I can't believe I ate it on a gaper slope like that. A non-local snowboarder who has no clue as to what they're doing on the mountain. They stick to the green runs and are found crashing the 3 miles to the bottom. The bar was empty because all the gapers are on Schoolmarm. 6. gaper A person found at ski resorts that: 1. is not from anywhere near the resort 2. Looks like an idiot on the mountain and takes gigantic turns on flat cat tracks 3. is totally oblivious to the fact that they look like an idiot and are skiing icy bumps directly under the lift when there is powder stashed all over mountain, or stashed in the trees right next to them. Known for the "gaping" space between their hat and goggles. Oh no! its presidents day weekend? The gapers will be out in full swing putting up yard sales. 7. gaper tourist; referring to the gap in between goggles and hat most frequently seen on Southern Californians and people from Jersey who recreate in the mountains; usually accompanied by a Starter jacket "Hey gaper, get in your Hummer and drive your ass back to Bayonne!"

Welcome back Skizilla. We feel your pain.

You can phrase it any way you want. I can only respond to what Papa writes in his postings. I don't drink the Papa Kool-Aid like alot of his PASR defenders here do who give him the benefit of the doubt at every opportunity. His posts aren't entertaining.

After reading your response above, all of your other responses on this website now make sense. Pleae irritate the IRS so they make all of us exempt from paying taxes this year. You have the POWER! . . . . you ARE a legend in your own mind. All hail Papasleeze.

1. That would certainly be your choice, just as it is everyone's choice whether or not they want to buy a CB season pass or a CB lift ticket. 2. Would you change your mind if McDonald's posted a sign that the Dollar Menu may change at any time. Ski911...as a paying customer of Camelback..thank you for talking to a Papasleeze that way.

From the Camelback website: "The Mid-Atlantic Snowboard Series will return this Sunday with a Halfpipe Competition in the Oak Grove Halfpipe. The Snowboard Series announced today that they will hold their Halfpipe Championships here at Camelback on Sunday, March 11th. " Anybody going?

OK, I'll try this again. You posted the following question: And I gave you the reason someone might say you were "trolling for haters". Now you respond with another perfect example of your routine.

Based on the majority of your postings on CB, it seems reasonable to believe that your "Topic Description" of "WOW - CB is just so awesome!" was less than genuine. You expect to have it both ways. You never miss a chance to throw a dig in at CB. Then when you get called out for it, you claim innocence. This routine of yours has gotten really old and really tiresome.

Are those bumps on Rocket set up correctly? They seem to be oriented across the trail rather than down the trail. Maybe it is because they aren't staggered but in identical rows one after another. Found it difficult to get any kind of rhythum. Hopefully, they will get better with alot more traffic.

Agreed.

"Note: Trail conditions may change during the day due to weather, skier traffic and other factors. Trail openings, lift operations and other operational conditions may change due to maintenance, weather conditions, skier demand, and other circumstances. Camelback reserves the right to alter daily operations without notice." It's always a possibility.

. . . . and yet you rate CB as your # 2 favorite PA Ski Area. You really do like CB afterall. All the trashtalk is for the kids, eh?

No. "enraged". Being a bit overdramatic. . . . and a bit inaccurate as well. The first lot is not "filled with employees". Yes there are employees who park in the first lot, but they do not take up the entire lot as you suggest.

Hey that's great advice. Why don't you take it. Right back at you.

Lets review genius, and we'll take it slow. In response to Ski911 statement you replied: Time to cut down on the headers there sport.

No, he "specifically" did not mention Blue. Taking that remedial reading course this semester, I hope.

From the CB website's conditions page: "Note: Trail conditions may change during the day due to weather, skier traffic and other factors. Trail openings, lift operations and other operational conditions may change due to maintenance, weather conditions, skier demand, and other circumstances. Camelback reserves the right to alter daily operations without notice." From the Mountain Creek website's conditions page: "All information subject to change without notice." From the Big Boulder website's conditions page: Note: Trail conditions may change during the day due to weather, skier traffic, and other factors. Trail openings, lift operations and other operational conditions may change due to maintenance, weather conditions, skier demand, and other circumstances. Big Boulder reserves the right to alter daily operations without notice. Can't say that they don't warn you that it might happen.