Boom there goes the thunder and recently a friend said not to shower during thunder and lightning storms. I never heard that but I guess a tiny chance lightning can get in the pipes. I read about it but too complex for a Dolt like me. All I know is most medium pizzas have six slices and 9 innings in a baseball game except can be shortened in rain delays and lengthened if it goes into extra innings..no ties in baseball and also no crying in baseball and thinking about making a 2026 remix to the put me in coach centerfield song cause as the years go by I hear that song less and less. I guess kids today aren’t into fogerty..and not many DanHeads around not JFDan or Damn Daniel shadows but Steely Dan…are you reeling in the years??? All I know is I’m never going back to my old school, unless they’re serving up chicken turnovers than I’ll 21 jump street that ish don’t care if the kiddos call me Unc I’m used to it. They’ve been calling me sir at arbys since I was 30..a sign of respect I only got in my young man years when I wore a mock turtleneck or had long sideburns like PSUFrankenstein. My friends niece called me Elvis before…sick burn I’ve been called way worse anything from John Mayer(how many white claws she have) to Artie Lange but that was after I insulted him.
Frankenstein is crazy I’m more of Herman Muenster guy myself on account of the cheese and his wife a smokeshow