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Bill Gates talking about all this fuckery

Have fun with those grab and go sandwiches...glad 6abc news is IN THIS TOGETHER great people there

The prime minister of Great Britain who looks like a younger Trump with a side of bangers and mash has Corona..

This is a good time for one of your stories of how you were racially profiled in the Bronx...the cop probably said,”Yo Chad go back to Parsippany”

I’d love to sit in on one of your employee reviews..,”Sheila you did a bang up job on those 3rd quarter reports and the coffee cake you brought in was spot on 2% raise”!!!

That’s when he skied on the Elans which while a radical front side carver are still Jerry skis unless you need something under 170 for ballet..hands forward ass up that’s the way we like to tuck...

I’ve had that busta rhymes song Wuhan Wuhan I’ve got you all in check stuck in my Herman for bout a month..except for when somebody mentions Colorado or hunter mountain than its fa la la la la and wondering if I still have some of @Benm cream pies in my car.. Lyfe just isn’t as grate without a weekend roll call thread..oh it’s the weekend hooray just gotta figure out which WaWa won’t infect me WAWA on Root 100 what about Root??

This song is going viral like COVID-19 🦇 🇨🇳 😷

Old dirty bastard verse of Mariah Carey’s fantasy remix is 20 seconds long. Ladies and GentlemenIntroducing the Old, Dirty, DoggyHere we go nowMe and MariahGo back like babies and pacifiersOld Dirt Dog's no liarKeep your fantasy hot like fireJump, jump, let me see you do the stumpGirls, let me see you shake your rumpBrothers, hit it from the back and frontAnd let's do it, do it, do it, uh-huhI'm a little bit of CountryI'm a little bit of Rock and RollAnd I'm soul to soulBig letters all big and boldOld Dirty Bastard bask and blow

Eiffel Tower??

I hope it was for 20 seconds

Bahahah

Dad bod deluxe edition

We had like the into to sex ed in 5th grade where they separated the boys and the girls and talked about the birds and the bees. All good I got my hands on my moms women our bodies ourselves book which was a little to much hippie hairy bush..but still rad.

That means nothing my dad has always been bald and he’s a pimp and not as much of a Richard as his chubby son.

Good I try in these difficult times.

Reminds me of weird science or love potion number 9 or any 80s movie where the nerd gets the babe...

There’s a corona in the garbage can under the six pack..

When I was 19 my second year of college I read an article on the interwebs about how to seduce women..when I take a lady mini golfing and they ask me what color ball I want I always say Blue...if she laughs might get a second date before the text that she’s not over her ex lol...always worth it even a blinde squirrel gets an occasional nut or a nympho...definitely some man eaters out there..no lie they will chew you up and spit you out... pornhub premium is free lower the curve stay at home.

Asking me or Atomic for pointers is like asking Stevie Wonder for a haircut lol

@Ski2Live Live2Ski there’s hope that you can get more skiing in this season. You can ski in China!!!! https://snowbrains.com/chinese-ski-resorts-reopening/?fbclid=IwAR10_COsaL4oZPjj1IbNX_cslr4TbfzoQbYfMi0ckpayU9wj_CpcWOnadsA

Wow Utah is Deep!!!!

I didn’t go on cruises before this pandemic. @saltyant have you ever been on a cruise? My parents love cruising and my dad brings his own wine and vodka onboard saves serious Eddie money!!!

Hell to the no unless the princess is being attacked by a dragon then I’ll have to grab a ski pole or something.

People are getting restless I thought every day there’d be less people out and about and at first yes but last two days not so much.