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Did anybody catch the Blue Mountain Infomercial. It was called PA Big Mountains. Funny as hell the only time I've ever seen worse acting was on the Ski Patrol Show. And the same guy was in it and the still didn't dye his F'n hair.

 

The best part was the black haired girl (has to be a employee there because her acting was awful) talked about "how she likes A Big Mountain" Kinda looked like the beginning scene of a porno.

 

It's a must watch. Funny as Hell!!!!!!!!!

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I have to see it...is it only on in the middle of the night along with the Girls Gone Wild infomercial..full 30 minutes long? I like a big mountain myself..it's why I have a season pass at Blue the true..

Is this it? Found this on Youtube, part 1:

 

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I don't know if your "mountain's" big enough for her! Steeze

 

 

They commercial didn't mention the giant circus tent in the valley.

Or is it the Goodyear Blimp that crashed in the parking lot that they turned in to a half ass lodge.

 

The little improvement to lodging and ski terrain.

 

Or the fact that their new slopes....... are really only one slope, that they call by three different names.

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Easy crossover is one of my favorite black diamonds on my way from lazy mile to the falls. If blue does things right, they will have fifty trails by next season. Funny cause when I started skiing there in 1991 they had 16 runs and since then they have cut razors, paradise and nightmare to dreamweaver. Upper shuttle was skiing well saturday. Don't tell anybody and x-ing is sa wert almost as sweet as slower

 

haha that is so true !:)

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I'm sure she's been working hard on making blue better, they really have made some good investments for the mountain this offseason. For the park alone they gave us a sick budget to make all sorts of new jibs, you'll understand when the c-bow out on sidewinder. The winch cat is also something that very few other mts can swing and the grooming that they can do on the steeper trails now is amazing.

 

I have to say tho back to the infomercial topic, they used the worse shots from the park that day! It was perfect weather and everyone threw down yet it seemed like they used all our warmup tricks in that edit, so disappointing but still cool to see on tv.

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Did anybody catch the Blue Mountain Infomercial. It was called PA Big Mountains. Funny as hell the only time I've ever seen worse acting was on the Ski Patrol Show. And the same guy was in it and the still didn't dye his F'n hair.

 

The best part was the black haired girl (has to be a employee there because her acting was awful) talked about "how she likes A Big Mountain" Kinda looked like the beginning scene of a porno.

 

It's a must watch. Funny as Hell!!!!!!!!!

It is funny. Uh,,,Uh,,,,Uh......Someone send Uh Jim to a learn how to UH speak in front of a Uh camera course.Uh...

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You'd think he would have at least took acting lessons since he's the big Ski Patrol Star...............

..But then again you think he'd of dyed his hair all the same color by now.

 

 

Maybe that was his audition tape for being the next Stuttering Jon on Howard Stern.

 

The winch cat is also something that very few other mts can swing and the grooming that they can do on the steeper trails now

 

Thats because nothing in PA is steep enough! No matter how "big" Hedi says Blue Mt. is. The Winch cat is a bigger waste of money than Disc Golf!

 

Fix the lodge and fire whomever makes that shitty food!

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The post said steeper trails not the landings for jumps.

 

The Groomer was at least a couple of hundred thousand dollars that money could have been used to make more seating in the lodge. That way I don't have to walk around the people sitting on the steps to eat because theres no seats upstairs.

 

I have never had a drier burger than I've had a Blue. The food up North (Vermont) is Great! Even Camelback and Elk have better food than Blue.

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you just gotta order food the chef makes like specials or breakfast sandwiches, if you think the food sucks you are ordering the wrong stuff man.

 

that or baked potato with chili and cheese, or food from the bar. pretty much everything i've had from the bar is pretty good, and not really any more expensive than caf food.

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