saltyant
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4 minutes ago, enjoralas said:
I was trying to find one of the messages on their Facebook page where they were saying that they were glad that other mountains were able to open but they wanted to make sure they weren't opening with just a few trails so I could post this:
IS THIS FOR REAL ?!?!?! OMG!
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2 minutes ago, enjoralas said:
Heard the earthquake broke a main pipe at Camelback and now they won't be able to open on Saturday like they planned.
See? Enjorales knows I wasn't joking. There are secret piles of snow that they need to spread around. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it.
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1 hour ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said:
Teton gravity maggot
A what?? Nope, that was my legitimate picture from when I attached my GoPro Hero+ to my ski pole.
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38 minutes ago, RidgeRacer said:
Why the mind games saltyant? We're human beings with actual feelings you know. Human beings who warmly welcomed you into our little world. And this how you repay us? I'm not gonna lie I'm a little heart broken right now.
Just having some fun and satirizing Camelback. The best was when I proposed a PASR Camelback snowtubing meetup.
Hope you can forgive me.
I'll be serious from now on.
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8 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said:
You're not a very good troll.
Ok. At least I got some good laughs today trying to defend CB and their nonsense, which started when they posted "Big announcement coming soon", and seeing how you guys responded.
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Uh oh. I think you guys finally figured out my masterful art of trolling...
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15 minutes ago, RidgeRacer said:
l though I really hope they get something open for you cause I think you're a nice guy.
Haha, thanks. I don't actually care when they open because I'm having way too much fun with this thread.
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20 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said:
I think he's a little wet behind the ears. He was asking me if we ski black and double black diamonds lol
Correct. This is only my 2nd year skiing and I haven't done the scary double blacks at Blue yet. But I trust that CB will not let us down !
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3 minutes ago, JFskiDan said:
I dont know the layout of Camelback too well, but wasnt that the intergalactic tubing slope they were grooming all the fresh powder on?
I didn't see any tubing lanes, so my guess is no. I'll analyze the video tonight to determine the precise location. I think in one part of the video, you can see some waterslides or something on the edge of the video. I can use the waterslides to pinpoint the exact black diamond they are grooming.
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12 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said:
I think saltyAnt has been snorting pixie dust
I might drive out there this weekend and take some pictures to prove that these webcam images are several weeks old.
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5 minutes ago, RidgeRacer said:1 hour ago, saltyant said:Nope. They said this is a "big" announcement. You'll see, they'll surprise everyone and open 10 trails at once.
What will those 10 trails be covered with? Pixie dust??
Yesterday they posted a video of the cat grooming all the fresh powder. I think the powder is just too concentrated right now and they need to spread it around the mountain.
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4 minutes ago, Ski2Live Live2Ski said:
You missed the announcement that tubing will again be open?
Nope. They said this is a "big" announcement. You'll see, they'll surprise everyone and open 10 trails at once.
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It's only been 43 hours since they announced that a big announcement is coming soon. We just need to get them more time to prepare the announcement.
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4 minutes ago, JFskiDan said:
Still waiting.
It's happening...soon! My F5 key is getting worn out from refreshing the CB website.
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21 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said:
There's at least a half inch of new manmade snow on the picnic tables at Camelback. Way to get after it Cameltoe
Their website has been screwed up lately. The webcams are coming up really small, making it hard to see how much snow there is.
My guess is the webcams are frozen due to a technical glitch, and there's actually much more snow there than we're seeing.
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With a little help from Ullr and maybe 1 or 2 volcanic sacrifices you guys will be tubing in no time.
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17 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said:
Upper Main is wider and doesn't get the traffic of midway. I bet the bump skiers are also chomping at the bit to have some seeded bumps on barneys. Wider skis stiffer longer skis are better in slush and death cookies!!!
Yeah, my entry level Elons aren't the greatest for sloppy conditions.
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28 minutes ago, enjoralas said:
Snowmakers blog says they're hoping for Upper Main
I would love that. As much as I am enjoying the early season, Midway was a pain in the ass to get down. I just spent a month rehabilitating my knee from a cycling injury and don't feel like messing up my knee this early in the season from those damned death cookies. But I think Upper Main would be in good shape since it's a straight shot down.
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25 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said:
The temperature dropped from 60 to 44 in the last three hours. This is great.
I can't believe it was 62 in Palmerton today. Ouch! That must have hurt the snowpack a little.
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35 minutes ago, JFskiDan said:
Open for skiing. Unlike Camelback.
Major announcement coming soon. You never know, I might be cruising down Marjie's Delight in a mere 72 hours.
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How will Midway be? Death cookies? Boiler plate? Ice? Moguls? Place your bets.
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12 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said:
Zero point zero percent chance...You're the only PASR member that tubes.
I was actually just setting you up to quote one of my favorite movies. Sad face
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14 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said:
most of us would rather ski and drink beers.
So you're telling me there's a chance? Like one in a thousand???
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3 hours ago, indiggio said:
Another snowtubing run opening?
Does this mean a PASR snowtubing meetup? It's normally $35, but with 20 people we might get the $20 group rate.
Camelback Snowtubing Report - 11/24/2017
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Posted · Edited by saltyant
Holy sheet this is real. That camel thing just told me. Thanks!
I thought for sure you were trolling me but that font looks pretty legit.