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saltyant

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  1. Thanks, and be sure to text @Ski2Live Live2Ski as he hasn't been in PASR in one month.
  2. Has anyone checked how much water is in the snowmaking retention ponds?
  3. I analyized Stowe Mountain Resort's Facebook post on parking and concluded the Laughing Face and Angry Face reactions combined outnumbered the Like reactions by 9%. It's pretty crazy to see one-third of reactions as a Laughing Face. If you'd like me to post additional analysis on the public's reaction, fax me and we can set up a conference call.
  4. I analyized Stowe Mountain Resort's Facebook post on parking and concluded the Laughing Face and Angry Face reactions combined outnumbered the Like reactions by 9%. It's pretty crazy to see one-third of reactions as a Laughing Face. If you'd like me to post additional analysis on the public's reaction, fax me and we can set up a conference call.
  5. I think the rule is if you post the same meme over 3 times in a 24 hour period, you have to go to the back of the line on opening day.
  6. Wow just wow, stop being such a Debbie Downer. Let's make this a day of kindness.
  7. What a nice wholesome woman. I see you post her a lot, is that your grannie?
  8. The Stowe Facebook and Instagram comments are pretty fun to read.
  9. Today I parked my car and right when I got out, an empty Yoo-hoo can blew across the parking lot and stopped right next to me for a photogenic picture. I shit you not. Un frickin believable.
  10. This is grate! Maybe @AtomicSkier can fly our skis up to Stowe in his aeroplane.
  11. Who is coming with you, me and Matt Edge when we go to Stowe this winter? We need a fourth person in the carpool to avoid the parking tax.
  12. Dang, I was hoping for lengthy filibusters and passionate diatribes from rugged mountain men with long beards who will spread the word of this travesty and maybe start a worldwide movement to boycott Epic Resorts. The big question on everyone's minds today is whether @Ski2Live Live2Ski would buy a season parking pass if he lived near Stowe??
  13. I'm so triggered by Stowe!! I mean, imagine if Blue Mountain added on a $450 season parking pass for season pass holders who already had to pay $649. I wonder if this site would be up in arms, or if everyone would gladly pay and perhaps even offer double for the season parking pass???
  14. Yea I got one but I might melt and my new car might get muddy.
  15. I'm mad about things and stuff. @GrilledSteezeSandwich if you move back to Burlington you can pay $450 for a Stowe parking season pass which does not guarantee a parking spot!!!
  16. Not on my damn entire weekend though. This is B.S.
  17. This gives me flashbacks to July 4th weekend when I camped out and some boomers were playing beanbag for 5 hours straight until the wee hours in the morning (3 am) and yelling loudly depending on whether the beanbag would hit some wood, go inside of a hole, or even come to rest in a grassy lea. From all the yelling and merrymaking I had to transport my sleeping cot and pillow to a babbling Brook as to mask the loud noises of the night as the beanbags whirred through the humid mid-summer northern Pennsylvania night air amid all the hootin' and hollerin'.
  18. Covid's over, mods please lock this thread. Thanks
  19. I think waterslides and colorful structures are coming to Blue Mountain soon. Maybe even a resort hotel house for New Jersey folk to bring their families for weekend get aways. I also predict the Camel will become the mascot for Blue, and will patrol the newly paved parking lot across the road (accessable by KamelKarts(tm), a KSL product) to enforce the alcohol ban and sip on patrons' yellow Yoo-hoo cartons to ensure they are not full of Absinthe or Jim Bean, and contain only chocolatey goodness.
  20. I have a tropical venus fly trap and have brought it in. TFTI
  21. I don't, I just remember hearing about this guy named Slim Shady back in the early 2000s. I stopped going to Burger King for a while because the radio said he was spitting on my onion rings.
  22. Look at the duties for $17 an hour, such as laboring in high alpine settings where the oxygen is thin and extreme mountain weather is encountered, such as sudden unpredictable blizzards and gale force winds. Do they provide parkas and oxygen masks for the crew? I could probably make $17 an hour at Burger King grilling your onion rings like the real Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady, and I don't even have to climb any ski lift towers and suffer frostbite and hypothermia from that brutal eastern Pennsylvania Himalayan-esque climate.
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