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The poconos used to be a popular honeymoon spot for poor people.

Wow just wow that has to be some kind of record.

Wow that doesn't sound as good as what Blue has but a good option for the kiddos

Is upper mark Anthony a good run?

Blue mountains big announcements don't give me blue balls they literally have me cumming soon..best kind of skigasm..cleanup aisle GrilledSteezeSandwich...blue light special on manpons..do not pass go do not collect $200 and remember please help control the pet population have your pet spayed or neutered..the price is wrong bitch!!

Their big announcement gave me blue balls

I true troll will never admit that they're a troll...I like to think of myself as an antagonist. Will probably get me killed one day.

You're not a very good troll..when you post this picture I figured you were some Teton gravity maggot trolling us.

In the 12 years I've been on PASR this may be the first or at least most extensive tubing report I've seen. Saltyant did you really go tubing at Camelback or are you just messing with us??

I'm guessing the following week 12/11 they'll be open midweek if the predicted cold snap hits.

No they're closing at 4pm Sunday until further notice

I think camelback will be open by mid December.

Mans the double blacks at Blue would be easy blues at Jackson hole.

Camelback is terrible they will always let you down. If there's a mild wind gust they'll close down the high speed quads to save money..30% chance of rain showers they'll close. Drink a beer in the parking lot and they'll tell you to dump it out.

Blue looks like Chamonix compared to Camelback.

I seriously can't tell if you're joking or not I think he's a little wet behind the ears. He was asking me if we ski black and double black diamonds lol

What will those 10 trails be covered with? Pixie dust?? I think saltyAnt has been snorting pixie dust.

Yeah I saw but the Facebook page said same as last weekend and it hasn't been cold enough to blow snow up high with inversions.

It stinks that they're not going to be open during the week next week. Im ready for some night skiing. Im gonna miss December 23rd and 24th because I'll be in Washington DC

Yeah in January

Thanks captain obvious!!!

Ok

There's at least a half inch of new manmade snow on the picnic tables at Camelback. Way to get after it Cameltoe

Upper Main is wider and doesn't get the traffic of midway. I bet the bump skiers are also chomping at the bit to have some seeded bumps on barneys. Wider skis stiffer longer skis are better in slush and death cookies!!!

Bahahahaha