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Skifreak when are you skiing Blue next.

Vermont of the west close to millions of people and expensive and over-rated...crowded..

I like the young chicks. MILFs will be around when I'm 50.

8 buses is nothing...like 15 on Thursday and Friday nights. So the six pack is running again..what about the quad. You gotta go up mornings on your day off.

And the goobers are like,"OMG it's a moose" wow just wow...they act like its the first time they saw a train...gosh...I wonder what they're like when they go to the zoo.

I haven't seen any reports...step it up people...and Toast its cold out there so wear an extra t-shirt.

Tahoe sucks. It's the Vermont of the west. Crowded and expensive and often bad snow.

This bus is rediculous today. The old days of getting three seats for two people are over. Hot some snowboarder with arms wide open next to me...warm as fuck roasting. At least 15 people standing including fat dude(only person fatter than me in Jackson hole) standing with his 170 length volky 724s..luckily he has a handy dandy strap to keep his skis together. He must be a gaper cause he has my same helmet. Report says 3" new but that's since yesterday's 6am report. Mostly cloudy temperatures in the teens. I can't wait to get off this cramped bud and spread out. #JacksonHoleProblems.

Boring..but still skied 8 laps on it hoping it would get better but it was a let down. The seeded bumps at the top were irregular and the end was like Dreamweaver but without the sharp turn.

Just had supper at Nanis pasta house...was good..waitress was pretty cute from Staten Island and only been here four months so she's still friendly. Had wine, hennessey and espresso martini. Gave a 30% tip..not easy being a hot girl in Jackson hole with althletic 1%ers trying to date you...

Not open...remember to wear an extra t shirt Saturday morning and use douche to clean out your vagina...I don't want you to get another yeast infection.

January 28th 2015...Day 4 of 7 Hey All, Well we got some snow...3-4" which was nice but not enough to cover the variable conditions in the ungroomed areas. Me and Atomic Jeff actually had second civilian gondola as a snowboarder jumped into the one in front of us. There were probably 100 wallets who hired $750 a day guides who were on the slopes before us so plenty of tracks on the main routes but still alot of untracked. First run down amphitheater and I made some nice turns and atomic Jeff just disappeared wow just wow he skis fast on powder woo...boom. Up thunder and down Grand where we took a few pictures..up Sublette and we could see dozens of people coming down every single way. I think the fact that Jackson hole has received double as much snow as Pow mow has something to do with it. They must have grown tired of meadow skipping and were at Jackson hole mountain resort skiing the steeps SMH shaking my Herman. We went down Bivoac and rendevous trail which was chowder and went all the way over to Casper lift and skied five untracked runs in a row through the stash park...mmmm a little slice of heaven wahahahahooey...then doodled in some woods I skied right over a hole now I know how Jackson got its name. The couple inches of new meant that there were snow snakes lurking so had to be careful. Did some more Casper action then over to Après Vous got some fresh next to the race course. Was not really loving how many people were out today and how fast shit got skied off so went back to town and had lunch at Bubbas... The end.

I probably have a date next week with one of my karaoke groupies...no Adam's apple..no facial hair..hopefully by the fifth date I'll confirm that she also doesn't have a cock Boom Sickbird

I'm resting will post a report soon. Got another message from Eric at Jackson hole...

Yes

Shiros and Mantras

Crowded first gondola. Nazareth jay way back in singles line but he did have a nice leisurely breakfast. Wonder if he brought street shoes.

Clearing a little

Marco

Snaining in the village changing over to all snow just from walk to bus stop to bridger center. Trees coated with snow just above base.

On the bus mostly employees only two other people with skis. Gonna arrive in the village an hour and 15 minutes before opening bell

Could be below zero Saturday for opening at Blue...Toast better wear an extra t-shirt

I thought about drinking half a pint of jack

Taking the 7:25am town bus instead of the massively crowded 8am hotel bus...time for breakfast. Two for the price of 1 pizza pies at Pizzeria Caldera so got an extra one to go.

Pretty nice slug of moisture gonna hit the Tetons over the next few hours. 36 degrees in town right now so storm is coming in wet...while I prefer cold smoke blower cowboy powder, today's cream cheese is desired to cushion the variable conditions!!!