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Is it like a chat room or do you have to do FaceTime.

Well that means paychecks as usual!!!! My friends girlfriend is a professional pet sitter and dog walker and she has zero work. Nobody is going away and everybody is working from home..I told my friend about that and her response was,”that’s what happens when people don’t have real jobs”...yikes that is harsh.

Well I hope the person is ok. The tanning salon down the street from me is still open..I’m good still a little red from Gaper day. The life sustaining business is such a gray area..my friend had to check with the state senator to get the Ok that the apartment complex she manages is considered life sustaining and I guess it is due to 24 hour access. My business is not life sustaining I can’t argue that one bit..I’ll still come in to take in the mail every day or two. I had somebody who wanted an appointment tomorrow and I said no..I’ve given up a solid $6-7k in business this week..it stings a little.

Whatever if the South Koreans want to hack into my iPhone and watch me masterbate they can go for it...the thought is actually a little kinky as long as it’s for the sake of science. Eaf what are you wearing??

Wow you sure are a retro dude..I bet you like to monkey around as well heheheheh spank the monkey.

Is the work your office does on the list of businesses that are allowed to be open?? Are people at your work gonna get tested?

Glad you liked it Salty!!!!

Reminds me of that eye of the tiger song. Do y’all watch Big Brother and Dancing with the Stars as well? The only show I’m interested in is Dave with Lil Dicky...I haven’t really watched Tv I’m several years..just on the internet constantly

Why would I run out of cash?? I’m guessing my monthly expenses are lower than virtually all the PASRs and I don’t have kids.

GSS you can always go for a walk like the Brady Kids.

There just isn’t as much demand for restaurant food right now with people staying home and stocking up on groceries. At my local bar they tried to do takeout earlier this week and canned the idea after two days. I was just at the Yoccos in Allentown and only three customer. Also at the bank only drive thru open and I realized that those containers that go through the tubes are germy as fuck..1:19pm and I’m in for the day...kind of sad.

PARidge is your work shutting down or business as usual?

The people on the morning calls Facebook comments are so retarded. Whenever they say the number of cases has gone up they say of course the number of cases are gonna go up more people are being tested. I have a feeling a few of them went to MIT with Eaf

Not really and I’m at work now..

Oh I’m sure nice catch. I was to busy looking at her pretty mouth.

Never had either. I haven’t had a meal in Easton since like 2007..Pearly bakers for my sisters rehearsal dinner.

I’ve never had a tablet before. I use my iPhone for everything. Maybe one day I’ll have my work buy me an iPad.

It stinks...a lot of hospitality workers live paycheck to paycheck...it’s nice that restaurants are still allowed to be open for takeout. Maybe I’ll get Carrabas later this weekend.

You have a tablet??? Was that a thinly veiled brag??

I definitely jerked off to Alice from the Brady Bunch before...she’s a total babe. Does the carpet match the drapes??? Of course they all had bushes back then.

With this warm weather today the snowmaking ponds are filling up...

I prefer Greg Brady, peter Brady and Marsha Brady. Why argue over this??? Cause why not...something to do...

And I’ll post about tombstones and tubular meat.

Sadly a lot of local cemeteries have annexed additional land in anticipation of increased death rates in the next two decades or so. Currently the death rate is low, only about .85% of the US population annually. Most of the people currently dying were born between 1930 and 1945 when birth rates were at historic lows due to the Great Depression and World War Two. Due to an increase in cremations and a decrease in deaths funeral homes are hurting and that’s why many sell merchandise like tombstones, videos and necklaces with thumbprints. It’s gotta be rough for funeral directors now..in PA they have ten days max to bury a body...that means a lot of burials in upcoming weeks will be attended by a very small amount of people. Funeral homes have been streaming burials online for friends and family to avoid large gatherings.

If everybody was going about their everyday lives hugging and high fiving and singing sweet Caroline things would be much worse. Eaf you’re so dumb and so argumentative..