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Trust me AtomicJeff wouldn’t waste a roofie on a fat dude...

Nope not in the budget. $130+ vs $82 per night times 8 nights...that’s next years blue pass right there.

How’s the base holding up?

No sick. Jeff gave me some sort of cold relief pill yesterday which helped...Out of shape isn’t a reason not to drink..but was just doing some dancing in Atomic Jeff’s room...NMSki did the work and I twerked a little, threw some bows, did the running man and dabbed on all the haters. Going to bubbas in a few. Remember the salad bar there Toast??

Yup I was sick yesterday and just starting to feel better. Don’t worry Barb I’ll get whitegirl wasted tomorrow.

I don’t use WiFi..hopefully your spank bank is filled up.

At Loveland a half day is like $15 less than a full day and the slow lifts eat up a lot of time.

Ahhh it’s $179 you probably make that in a half hour as a lawyer.

And before the late 90s/early 2000s we all just had a pair of skis that’s it. I’ve skied deep Pow on 64 underfoot skis and had fun..115s are better..

As you’d say,”fools and their money” and I paid $5 for a bottle of water earlier and it wasn’t even Fiji was fucking Dasani.

170cm skis are up to his nose..

The progression is great this is Salty next year.

Edge will be at blue Sunday.

I think it can be grey or gray when I sell a gray granite tombstone I bet 80% of the time I write gray and 20% grey.

I want to enter.

Root don’t sit on the cone.

Looks good..I’m jealous...have fun at elk tomorrow.

Yeah in 2010 when the song evacuate the dance floor was popular...somebody call 911 Obese PASR fire burning on the dancefloor

You and all PASRs are always welcome to come to Jackson Hole!!!

My back is sore. I’d love to order a four handed two girl massage..right about now no happy ended needed..

I’m not good with names but high chance he’s a Bruce. I doubt he’s a Cody or Jacob. He’s originally from lower slow DE but has lived in Idaho for 25 years and his buddy had a mullet.

That slice was headed for the garbage. Not the big slices they have in New York City.

On first flight Newark to Denver I was behind a famous violinist on the plane. Philippe quint. I knew who he was cause I was bored and was reading his emails and texts.

Thursday February 7th day 2 of 7. Hey All, Another great day at Jackson Hole mountain resort. In the house were Atomic Jeff, NMSki, MBike Mike and JFDan. When we left the Elk country inn in at 740..there was a bit of light snow falling with sun peaking through as well. Less people than yesterday and managed first civilian gondola. First run on Ampitheater..was perfect. Great groomed snow with an inch of the lightest dryest fluffiest perder..if a midget farted it would have displaced all the snow.. Up thunder down grand to sublette lift. The warmup was over time for the meat and potatoes. Bivoac woods and trail was nice snow and Atomic Jeff and NMSki hiked the headwall again. Then did the cirque which was nice but not as good as yesterday. Up thunder and another grand back to sublette lift and me, Dan and mike skied Bird in hand to table rock while NMSki and Atomic Jeff skied Alta 1 chute. Up sublette again and over to the Hobacks. The Hobacks were pretty nice and tiring I was sweating buckets by the bottom then got cold..Katie Perry shit. Union pass lift to teewinot to apres vous and over to Teton lift. On the way to Teton lift some out of control Jerry going down Kemmerer and went over the cat track and had a bad fall. I was loudly saying how he needs lessons and that he’s gonna kill him self if he skis like that. His friend blames Jackson hole for not marking the cat track lol. Sure blame the ski area for the Herbs..SMHerman. Up Teton and some real nice woods down to Casper lift then down Jackson face for a drink at the new solitude station..then down to the base..back to the car to switch into sneakers then to the mangy moose..now the boys are singing Bad Moon Rising singing about fire in their butt and a bathroom on the right. I like the Ad Libs.

Report soon...today was a good day about as good as it gets for a non pow day. Some hobacks action to hold all yall over for tye report.