GrilledSteezeSandwich

Day 1 of 7 February 6th 2019 Hey all, I’m finished with a fun day at Jackson hole the start of my 16th trip here since 2002. In the house were me, Atomic Jeff, MBke Mike and Jack Frost town. Arrived in the village just after 8am and secured our tickets..then got in line for the gondola which opened four minutes late due to avalanche bombs. We saw our pal Dennis...no lifetime regaee or doobie Dan. Was on about the fifth gondola. First run I had my wipeout on amphitheater that is explained above. I wasn’t hurt except for my ego and got pretty sweaty hiking back up for my ski. Next run was the grand..pretty nice snow and a couple inches fresh on the sides on top of chowder. Then up sublette and Atomic Jeff hiked to the head wall and me and JF Dan and MBike skied Bivoac woods. Nice snow a little tricky..up sublette again and did cirque which was way better than expected. Some nice fresh along the trees. Met back up with Atomic Jeff at the bottom of thunder. Up Thunder and did Laramie bowl which had lots of loose snow but no untracked then up sublette and the cirque a second time. I was feeling tired, dehydrated and was hot and cold from sweating earlier so I went to the Casper lodge for soft pretzel and Powerade on ice..then doodles around a little in the Casper, apres vous area then went to the base and hung out for a few while the boys were finishing up the hobacks. After skiing went to the Mangy moose had a beer and Long Island and NMSki is back at the hotel now where we’ll arrive in a few minutes. All in all a fun day..I could write up an entire the good the bad the ugly just from the last two days so all y’all should really follow this thread because I’m just getting started. It’s now snowing a bit in the mountains with 3-6” predicted by tomorrow morning.

Well i had to check the bindings on my Kastles at some point..they work...ain’t no crushing it. More like getting by...frozen boots..sweaty..mad Katie Perry. Did have two great cirque runs. Snack time over gonna do a few more runs...then meet the boys.

We ain’t in Jew York but of course I found a quarter in the parking lot earlier. I always find money.

Ok next season when Root and Nastar Glenn come to Jackson hole. Right now ca ca ca covered in sweat and taking a little break at the Casper lodge...instructor is saying how the groomers are amazing packed powder..well that amazing packed powder contributed to my first fall of the season on my very first run when I was going at the fastest speed I’ve skied today. Wasn’t even a snowsnake that bit me but with 3-4 feet of new snow in the last couple days it’s just so soft that there was a hole in the groomed that ripped my ski off. Next thing you know I’m skiing 55mph on one ski..ended up diving on my belly and did st least a 200 yard slide down the steep part of amphitheater like a slip and slide with other ski in the air. A nice lady lady brought me my poles had no idea where other ski was..I was nervous I wouldn’t be able to find my ski..but it was in the gully to the skiers left of amphitheater and I hiked up the couple hundred yards to retrieve it on a pitch about the same as razors. My legs were fine with the hike but my lungs weren’t and I was out of breath followed by sweat plus was all covered in snow from the fall. Fun start to the day. The whole ordeal took about 4 minutes. More report later. JFDan and MBike at end of cirque and this years Kardashian mobile.

We are here.

That I’ll never use. All I wanted was rims and push button start.

Obligatory Tetons shot.

STFU GSS Nastar Glenn is your Dad

And Roots my Dad even from jersey like my dad.

Wow just wow. There’s two ply TP...

It’s a skifari. Keep the reports coming Salty!!

MBike is gonna need a nice nap after skiing. Maybe save the cowboy bar for tomorrow night. I forgot my sheriffs badge, black duct tape and non prescription sunglasses. That’s pretty decent. I even brought the red long sleeve shirt Root gave me and the eagles t shirt Ryan’s friend Mute gave me. I was a little disappointed he said here’s an Eagles shirt and I was expecting Don Henley lol oh well we are the Boys of Winter ready to merder the perder that was already murdered

Thanks..hopefully you make a return to JH in the coming years and show the thunder woods who’s boss.

I’m resting for ten more minutes before I shit and get suited..I’ll get booted in the P lot. No bus like the old days. We have a $70,000 GMC Yukon Denali..with Atomic Jeff as driver and JFDan as backup in case Jeff has more than a pitcher of beer.

Room 325

The $$$$ shot!!!

6” new in the last 24 hours. 30” new in the last 48 hours. I expect a few people to say you should have been here yesterday but that’s often the case for tourists. Heading to the bagel place in ten minutes. First meal since light lunch yesterday in the United club along with an obligatory blurry shot when we drove by the cowboy bar last night.

You’d like copper a hell of a lot better than Loveland for your skier type.

Well travel day isn’t over until I check into hotel room but close enough. Could have been way way worse. MBike probably won’t be here for five more hours as he’s landing in SLC now and then taking a rental car here. A welcoming sight.

Just landed at the Jackson hole airport...been a nice 16 hour travel day so far. Woooo I’ll update on this thread soon. Probably just Enjorales, Salty, TP4 and Toast are up.

Nice sounds like you’re putting in a solid day. Did you buy a two day lift ticket??

Wow 61% battery power. You’re taking a walk on the wild side. You can usually obtain those photographer photos online but they have some sort of stamp. I typically copy and paste or screenshot the ones they take of me. Unless you’re a fool with his money they plunk down the Johnny cash.

Salty doesn’t have a data plan on his phone so he’s probably waiting to upload pictures until he’s back in the Villa. For what it’s worth I’m finally in my plane seat 9 hours after I left allentown.

What are you eating?

The way you drive it won’t be 3+ hours.