Guest intotogor Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community. I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere. A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain. Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them. Patient: How much will it cost? Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both. Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work? Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! Here is another one: Husband and wife have just left their home for camping. Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment! Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower. The last one: A trial is in progress in the court room. Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal. Judge: Then who is he? Lawyer: He is a Collector. Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiMe Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere. A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain. Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them. Patient: How much will it cost? Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both. Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work? Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! Here is another one: Husband and wife have just left their home for camping. Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment! Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower. The last one: A trial is in progress in the court room. Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal. Judge: Then who is he? Lawyer: He is a Collector. Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it. Soo.... You live in Canada and heard these stories while sking at Mountain Creek? Awesome.... how were the snow conditions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toast21602 Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 please give me back that 2 minutes of my life that it took me to read that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RootDKJ Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 please give me back that 2 minutes of my life that it took me to read that... me too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColoradoHigh Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 I didn't laugh at any of that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicSkier Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 LOL...those were good jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest addiquige Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Nice post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColoradoHigh Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere. A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain. Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them. Patient: How much will it cost? Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both. Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work? Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! Here is another one: Husband and wife have just left their home for camping. Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment! Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower. The last one: A trial is in progress in the court room. Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal. Judge: Then who is he? Lawyer: He is a Collector. Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it. Nice post. Let me guess, you are the same person...amiright? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toast21602 Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 most likely... i dont know who else would come across a lame-o post like that since it has been idle for 2 weeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColoradoHigh Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 (edited) Damn, double the post... Double the fun....allllright. Edited April 2, 2009 by Chippy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicSkier Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 How about another joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColoradoHigh Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 How about another joke? Knock knock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidecker Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 (edited) Nice post. Why would anyone make a fake profile and put the location for Jamaica? You want to hear a funny joke? Your a Douch hahahaha. Ya old post I know, I just came across it now. Edited November 20, 2009 by Nidecker25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
setagehtta Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 so you met a dentist, a convict and some rednecks at MC...we get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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