emtp563 Posted March 20, 2004 Report Posted March 20, 2004 First day of Spring, 2004 here on the East Coast. I'm all ready to cut some grass, but...
nick malozzi Posted March 20, 2004 Report Posted March 20, 2004 now thats a mans mower. and to make it even better. it dosen't look like ur yard is all that big. i love it!
Ski Posted March 20, 2004 Report Posted March 20, 2004 What does a stray cat look like after going through that?
AtomicSkier Posted March 21, 2004 Report Posted March 21, 2004 What does a stray cat look like after going through that? lets find out.....
Ski Posted March 21, 2004 Report Posted March 21, 2004 Story: So my best bud and I are at Zadar's in New Hope (before I met my wife) and we've scored twins. No, really. True story. Swear. They were secretaries or some shit for Bloomsburg News, shared an apartment down near ThinkSnow, blah, blah, blah... So it's almost 2am and they're coming back to my place and we've already watched them share the same ice cube (If you know, you know; if not, don't ask)...when my buddy James asks his half, "What's wrong?" AHHHHHH!!! Dumbass! Just don't ask a hot chick that is already planning to come home with you what's wrong! Ever! Just don't. "My cat died, yesterday," says the beautiful girl who has been recovering from her loss by drinking a lot and finding meaningless s*x with virtual strangers a good idea. "Oh, it was just a cat?" Asks my dumbass friend. "So it's not like your dog died, right?" And the door slammed on our night right there. Lesson learned? Yeah, but too late. I'd even charged my video camera battery to share with everyone...
AtomicSkier Posted March 21, 2004 Report Posted March 21, 2004 hah i remember you tellin us about that girl when we were at blue cause she lived right down the street from thinksnow
skigurl Posted March 21, 2004 Report Posted March 21, 2004 ur friend is stupid, but right, Cats should die in hell
AtomicSkier Posted March 21, 2004 Report Posted March 21, 2004 ur friend is stupid, but right, Cats should die in hell arent they already dead if they're in hell? they should rot in hell.....
Ski Posted March 21, 2004 Report Posted March 21, 2004 hah i remember you tellin us about that girl when we were at blue cause she lived right down the street from thinksnow Naw, that was another girl. F*ing dog used to sleep in bed and whine and fart really nasty. Dog had big bug eyes and used to shake all the time. If you yelled at it, it pissed a little. Just like Skidude! ~heheheheh~ Not here to defend himself.
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