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Still some lines in the Blue baumer glades for the tree skiers. In the woods off of switchback taking a piss. I'm sweating woo..helmet is hot..gonna go back to six pack and do a few more on razors or nightmare to dreamweaver then get something cold to drink. Maybe some Gatorade or iced tea. Maybe stop at Rita's if it's open. I have water and beer in my car and I'm sure it's warm as fuck lol

Definitely not nothing at blue is steep enough to require slow and deliberate turns...at Jackson hole I make slow and deliberate turns regularly to avoid injury, dismemberment and death. Here it's mainly a tool used by patrollers, instructors and derps to pick out their flaws...I did make a couple extra turns on switchback. Maybe 6 turns on it instead of 3. Top of nightmare. So nice!!! Dreamweaver.

The challenge bumps were once again great. I practiced wiggling my butt like I learned in a level two clinic and it really helped my stance and extension technique. Traversed over to middle razors and down razorback which was in full on sun and kind of slow but not that choppy. I then went to switchback which was in a shadow but it was a welcome change as it was much cooler and the snow was faster. There was an especially chilly pocket at the bottom of Main Street and my nips got hard. Now back on the top of razors again it's still in the sunshine.

Upper challenge bumps were sweet. Soft big and fast. Lower down is in a shadow so I traversed across to middle razors and enjoyed the smoothness on the right. I'm gonna ski it again while it's still in the sun then checkout switchback since MomSkeez said it was good. I'll report back in two runs!!!

Right side of nightmare bumps was perfect. Firm base and just the top layer of corn peeling off as I made some airplane turns. Middle was a little choppy bottom was real choppy but I kept my speed up so the slush wouldn't eat me up like most of the people out today. Lots of young women out today. I'm pretty fucking horny saw some bouncing boobs. Has me shaking my Herman these ladies should wear a sports bra. Time to check out challenge bumps.

Razors was pretty nice. Top section had lots of soft push piles and the snow was pretty fast. Middle section left was smoother with high quality corn which made a whoosh sound with every turn. Bottom is predictably glue. About to ski some fresh smooth corn to the right of nightmare bumps. Chris and flying Johnny bashing the challenge bumps right now.

Got up here about 15 minutes ago. 71 degrees out wearing purple polo shirt and snow pants and helmet goggles and no gloves. Saw a chick Michelle I know from the bar leaving in the lower lot. Also saw Andy who works here and Marty who rides with Rodney's crew. At the top now ready for razors.

Good one.

Heading up to Blue now gonna work on my whirlybirds and slow deliberate turns. Not gonna ski the bump zipperlines but ski over the backs of moguls like the dude. Also going to grind some spines and smoke purple weed. JADIP just another dude in paradise.

Choke on a giant black cock Matt Twatmeyer

Bahahaha concussion Ted also said becoming a ski Patroller was like passing a college course. Ski instructors and ski patrollers need to check your egos at the door. Fact you guys aren't gods gift to skiing and most of you are slow as fuck and ski like fucking robots. I'm happy PASR has mainly been about people just having a good time and not those who do it as a profession. TheDude might like epicski. Lots of gapers there who discuss making that perfect turn. You can also share stories about the blinde folded circle jerks during your rookie year.

Sick video JLaw at 2:47 into it you can see the dude grinding in Matt edge..lol

Sorry Dude you have to wait two more days to grind Matt Edge spine...

Have fun being a dick sucking faggot. Oh we doing real names ok Matt twatmeyer

When you are going through piles of snow speed is your friend. It's like driving up a hill in snow. All about momentum. Have fun making your little doodle slow deliberate turns in deep slush with your fancy pole plants.

In soft snow use the widest skis possible and go as fast as possible. Speed is your friend..if you go slow in soft snow it will just eat you up. Probably peacing out of work around 2pm. Will likely just ski razors the whole time maybe challenge. I can't mess with low angle runs if the snow is slow.

You play golf yet??? I know atomic Jeff did a Cali day last week.

Everybody is happy about the warm weather. They're like I'm so over winter lol.

So no St Patrick's day???? Who did you get the info from??

I saw pictures on alpinezone and the base is way deeper than at blue. I brought my ski stuff with me to work. Heading up to Blue right after work. Should be really warm.

Apparently camelback stockpiled snow on the east side and is trying to remain open until April 10th

Any shoes I wear to blue get destroyed in a few trips but I park in the most puddly clay filled spot. The PASR section of the lower lot sinks about a foot every year and I swear by 2020 we'll be down there with the fraggles.

Yup in the 70s three days straight. What will make the snow melt even faster are the overnight lows 15-20 degrees above freezing.

Wow what a risky venture. Buying a tiny Pennsylvania ski resort. I'll stick to tombstones. It's been a mild winter but people keep on dying.