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Dude you could have died last year at Jackson hole. Skiers and riders have to accept the risks that there are dangers involved. I almost died from alcohol when I was a freshman in college..passed out choked on my own vomit if my roommate hadn’t been there and contacted campus EMS I would have been a footnote in an article about binge drinking.

Yeah my fly zipper is not doing well on my pants. Might only be able to get another two seasons out of them. Zipper was stuck but I unstuck it thanks to google. I’m like a fat Jewy MacGuiver

I have like 900 ski days on my helmet and never had an impact. I obviously need a new helmet anyway but like my helmet. If anybody finds a circa 2005 Giro Fuse helmet for sale let me know.

Way to get after it and who cares. You should pull them out of school and try to get it down to $9. I just spent $90 on a couple bites of food and a couple sips of beer.

No

It’s to build up anticipation. I dig it!!

February 11th 2019 Day 6 of 7 Hey All, Another fun day at Jackson hole mountain resort. First in line again for the gondola and the usual cast of characters in attendance including Bethlehem guy Bruce who’s lived here for 14 years, Dazzling Dennis and the Florida snowboarder we always see. First civilian gondola and at the top visibility not that good with flat light and snow falling. Down amphitheater which was good but not like yesterday’s boner doner tits McGee. Up Thunder and Down grand which was empty and smooth with about 2” of cream cheese on top of the groomed. Very nice. Sublette was closed due to the wind we had planned on skiing more Teton and Casper woods so went on south pass traverse to Casper lodge.. and up Casper lift. I did the stash park which had tons of fresh and Atomic Jeff did Moran woods which he said were nice and lots of untracked so we went back there so I could ski it. It was pretty nice and forgiving. We hit up Teton lift which had a pretty long line mainly comprised of Colorado Ikon passholders. Skied the wahahahooey glades..I found some nice fresh..then did Teton lift again talked to a couple from Golden Colorado who were surprised it was crowded on a Monday..then made our way over to the Marmet chair..skied the woods we did last year with the crew to both the left and right of Sundance. I had like five faceshots like 25 feet from the main run but ducked a rope to get them since I’m a badass..skied back to Marmet rode Marmet again and did the same run and I got a couple more faceshots..then took a combination of woods down to within about 800 vert above the base then took Sundance back down. We just hit up the mangy moose moose and I saw the guy who bummed a slice of Pizza off JFDan and we had a beer left in our second pitcher which I gave to him. Looking like somewhere around a foot plus of new snow on tap for tomorrow which is our last ski day.. Here’s some photos from today. I didn’t take many as it was cold out and bad visibility.

Wow you’re really pushing it. Time for the twins to put some skin in the game and pay $399 like everybody else

Beginners at blue have zero respect for the trail ratings and the ski patrol is more interested in jerking each other off and yelling at the competent skiers.

I wouldn’t be surprised and statistically speaking blue should have a single death about once every 2-3 seasons as there is about one death per one million skier visits and Blue does around 400k annually.

This is mountain guides helmet who broke his neck here in JH Ob the other day and was airlifted to Salt Lake City.

If I managed Blue mountain or any ski resort for that matter I would require all employees to wear a helmet. It’s crazy that a few ski patrollers don’t weae helmets. A few years ago at Jackson hole an old lady in the tram line gasped that I was wearing a cotton shirt under my jacket and then I said yeah but you aren’t even wearing a helmet.

It’s all good I’m eating Parmesan truffle fries and Atomic Jeff is chatting with people he knows from Harrisburg. My view before. And view now. With the mountain collective taking advantage of two days at Jackson hole is much advised considering day tickets are $153 each.

Well we have skied here a lot of days and go in late January/early February which is the snowiest time out here. For a 7 day trip you have a decent chance at one big pow day. Last year I had 5 pow days this year 3 pow days..most likely.

This is where I was getting faceshots yesterday on a fucking groomer. Still some great conditions with a couple inches of new. That’s Atomic Jeff way in the distance where is everybody???

Bethlehem ford guy is loving retirement.

Five minutes later. Snowing harder now..could be good. Wish I had a snorkel.

They should ban cigarettes and cars and McDonald’s.

The line now. I’ll take one in 15 minutes to show the difference.

I really need to start advertising at Blue.

First in line for gondola.

Give toast a high five for me.

Is dreamweaver still a boardercross course Glenn was parked in kansas

The first two runs on a weekend it usually is good but with razors closed for the race team and the narrowness it gets way too much traffic. Challenge is typically lipstick on a pig. Now later on when the marbles all get pushed off and smoothed our it can be ok.

It’s poppy seeds