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GrilledSteezeSandwich

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  1. My prediction is December 4th or 11th opening at Blue mountain.
  2. I laughed a little and just sharted I've never been to a beach bar how much are beers and cocktails?
  3. He's like Root. He puts baby powder on his feet first before putting socks on. Gold Bond on his grundle and taint as well
  4. I had to look that up. Fixed that for you for the non old farts and sandy vaginas who don't know loser slang. Loser...
  5. You are optimistic and u can go to Killington or a basin this weekend.
  6. Wow you are hilarious. U could probably get a gig doing comedy at the Ramada Inn. They'd prob pay you in gum. I'm taking an all day private lesson with Mrs. Snowbunski this season. She's like the strict mom I never had.
  7. I honestly think the waterpark is gonna be a failure due to lack of lodging and several waterparks already in the area. There won't be sick birds but dead birds. Sucks to be a bird. Nelly Furtado had no idea what she was talking about.
  8. Is that taxpayer money paying that? Blue makes more than $500,000 on a busy midwinter weekend.
  9. Hahaha MBike if I remember correctly you typically don't go over 3 hours a session...but u are one of those spandex wearing cross country skiers so what do I know.
  10. The bridge is out oh Lordy..is there a ferry???? Not good at all I am shaking my Herman...
  11. I had to look up twss. That's what she said...hmm I don't get it.
  12. I've skied sock less a few times. It's no big deal. Or in sweat socks or dress socks.
  13. Blue needs colder temperatures than that to open for thanksgiving weekend.
  14. Yeah but u know what TP4 it's a reason that I should start carrying a gun. Squeeze first ask questions last that's how most of these so called gangstas pass.
  15. Best answer. Do you think a type 3 skier like George Constanza would enjoy Okemo?
  16. I've always thought the mad river valley is more down to earth than Stowe. Stowe is pretty darn affluent and expensive. RideDE I don't know I just don't have the desire to drive up to Stowe and drop a grand on lift tickets lodging and food when I can fly out west and drop two grand on better skiing. I really wanna hit Utah this season as well and my friend is living out there and can't believe I've never skied in Utah. If I can get three weeks out west this year for 20 ski days I don't care if I only ski Blue the true I do sort of wanna hit Sno to lap white lightning. That's a nice run. If I do go back to northern Vermont I wanna do a day at mad river glen and also spend a night in burlington as I haven't been back since 2002 and would bring back some college memory's for my autobiography.
  17. NMSki..I prefer an old pair of boxers..under the bed. I've been using the same EMS upper body base layer for a solid 7 years at least it has an armpit hole and after 3 days straight starts to smell like an aged French cheese.
  18. I gotta turn in the trees or I'll eat bark. That's where I excel at big mountains. I honestly think I get in more skiing in a week out west than most. And honestly what does it fucking matter how much long I ski when I'm out west or at Blue. Most aren't on first chair or last chair either. They just ski and have fun. When my buddy Tom joins its typically a longer day cause he's pokey and falls and needs breaks so end up skiing less in more time and I still have a blast.
  19. So sad skiing 30-40,000 vert before a late lunch 7 days straight. I'm gonna cry in my bone in Ribeye. Sure going 70mph on choppy late day groomers when the sun is going down on tired legs is a great idea. It's like poker. Gotta cash in your chips before you go bust.
  20. Castlerock is the shit. Especially on a powder day. Middle earth, Castlerock run, liftline and rumble are all great. Over at mount Ellen lower FIS is a hidden gem. PoconoOceanCity I think a $$$$wannabe is someone with hot gear who thinks they're the shit but is really a gaper. They have names like Chadwick and Buffy..usually come from places like Darien Connecticut and drive Audi SUVs And Okemo is filled with $$$$Wannabes. So is Stowe. So are most ski areas that aren't Magic or Belleayre or Mad River glen or Blue Knob. It's cause skiing is an expensive sport Castelrock at Sugarbush is often not open....Stowe sucks with bad conditions. Way I jet than th poconos. Like the kind of ice u can see your reflection in. When I was at Stowe in 2009 with Johnny style, Melissa and Dime we had great hero spring snow two days and on the last day the temperature was in the teens and it was all death cookies.
  21. U like the push piles. I don't. Different slopes for different folks. More than 2-3 hours at blue unless its a pow day or like a special PASR day and I'm pretty bored. Shit at Jackson hole I'm good by like 1-2pm
  22. The most fun for me at blue is skiing fast on smooth empty terrain. It's why my weekday sessions when I take off work are often my longest ones. This winter will be great. I'm hardly gonna work at all!! Wow just wow no I didn't. Are u a cop now?
  23. From 8-10am at blue we get as much vertical as 5 hours at Jackson frost.
  24. It's amazeballs and I have only been on FB since 2007. Back in 2004 u had to be in college to join FB.
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