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GSSucks

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How pathetic is your life compared to some others. Let’s say you have close to 32,000 posts on a said message board, and the average post takes you about 45 seconds to write. You have officially wasted close to 17 days of your life on mostly useless posts. How do you compare??

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I've got about 6,000 over the course of about 7 years over on newschoolers.com

 

I wouldn't say it's wasted time though, as I have brought in multiple skiing friendships, cheap couch stays, and even locally guided ski days at places like k mart and jay. So I'd say it's a rather lucrative investment of my time haha. Also met my park crew manager on that site, so it in a way got me a job as well. Also started my surf fishing habit through meeting papasteeze over there. Lots of benefits to this interweb social networking crap, unless all you do is post trash talk or uneventful TRs.

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Is there a formula to calculate how the number of posts you put into the universe affects how pathetic you are? Does creating a formula to calculate how message boards make you pathetic affect your own level of pathetic-ness. This is confusing.

 

it's a pretty complex formula, actually. based on 8th grade trig...

 

cos(# of posts / 24 hours between november and april) ^ cosec(total vert skied / # of total hours skied)

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