GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 I can relate except for the kids...no more popping Molly's when I wanna relax I drink a hot toddy..don't ski stoned but you can find me in the family ski zone...nowadays I like to use the footrest.. http://unofficialnetworks.com/2016/02/must-watch-the-funniest-chairlift-safety-bar-video-ever 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe ghoul Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 That was funny as fuck. POTD. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phillycore Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 I do da foot-rest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 I do da foot-rest I always have...sucks for tall people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phillycore Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Sometimes it's tough to get the skis on top when your knees hit the upper part on some bars.... One time riding with my youngest he managed to get the bar between his boot and the ski at the arch so it was kinda scary when we couldn't raise the bar coming into the drop off. Luckily I was able to get it unhooked just in time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 I like the goobers who wanna raise the bar when we're like three lift towers from the top. They're like are we gonna put this up. My reaction is typically like "ok" or "if you want". Gosh sometimes I'm not ready to get off the lift or I wanna wait till the last second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indiggio Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 When I'm on a chair with nobody I know, I sometimes intentionally leave my feet on the rest and stare off in the other direction just to see how long it takes others to get torqued enough to say something. Otherwise I just go with the flow... On a ride once with a ski patroller, people wanted to lift the bar a few supports away from discharge. He politely asked, "Would you want to fall from this height?", to which others replied "No". He said "Rule of thumb: Don't lift the bar any sooner than you're willing to fall from the chair." I think people get scared that they're not going to be able to lift the bar in time. With detachables, you could wait until you're skis touch down and still have enough time to lift the bar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 When I'm on a chair with nobody I know, I sometimes intentionally leave my feet on the rest and stare off in the other direction just to see how long it takes others to get torqued enough to say something.Otherwise I just go with the flow...On a ride once with a ski patroller, people wanted to lift the bar a few supports away from discharge.He politely asked, "Would you want to fall from this height?", to which others replied "No".He said "Rule of thumb: Don't lift the bar any sooner than you're willing to fall from the chair."I think people get scared that they're not going to be able to lift the bar in time.With detachables, you could wait until you're skis touch down and still have enough time to lift the bar. Super cool stories...thanks Indiggio..ok back to paying bills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 I can count on my hand the number of time I've lowered the bar this season Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VTmark Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 I can count on my hand the number of time I've lowered the bar this season mostly when I'm too drunk to sit still... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VTmark Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Really bad "badass" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 what the hell is a goodass? What you are. Are you in line for first chair now?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 I still don't know what goodass means It's funny jajajajajajajajaja Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 You talking about Ja Rule??? Murder Inc..Irv Gotti..Ashanti..always on time except for your girls period..oh snap stepped on a crack broke to mamas back. Yo mama so fat when she wears a Malcolm X jacket helicopters land on her back...oh snap..nah nah you stupid shoot an arrow like Cupid nah nah you bugging son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 TP4 why aren't you riding. I hope you are on the gondola or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VTmark Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 One day you and I shall ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Nobody I'm with has any interest in first chair. If I want first chair out west I have to come myself. I guess I'm just not core enough smh If you ever come to Jackson hole everyday is first chair. Dafuk do you guys do in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VTmark Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 I've been thinking late season at Abasin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Colorado in April don't think there's enough weed for all of y'all. I've been thinking late season at Abasin A Bay Bay A Bay Bay!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 All the thugs in the club say A bay bay and all the ducks in the tub say A bay bay walk up in the spot yeah I'm that guy fitted to the side yeah that dude is fly..riding high like a hot air balloon y'all fools is tripping like you on mushrooms boom knitting on my loom hand knit jawns from dusk till dawn till my yarn be gone yeah I go harder than a motherfucker yes I is that dude in a purple polo fighting Star Wars like Han Solo and when it comes to limbo you know I get low I wasn't impressed with a basin in April Trust me I would be getting first chair with mark out west Why not impressed with a basin. Abasin doesn't have a lot of vert but nice blue cruisers a few bowls and Pali has some nice steeps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Law Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 I still contend it's a god Damn moving couch it's not dangerous. I mean some of you got the bar down and we're are still in the station but then will do 100000mph driving home. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 If you are in a middle seat on the six pack at blue and it comes to a quick stop especially when lighting your fit inside your helmet there's a good chance you'll be flung off 20-50 feet into rocks or hard packed snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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