First Grade Teacher

Why would any racer race as an "independent"? Coaches from other teams will help a racer in a pinch but that will only last a few races before they tire of it. Also if you are going to race, you need to train. Racers won't stay at BC with no training and then travel as an "independent" to races. Looks like Blue will have more kids next year. Blue has the premier race program in the state.

Good news............ you won't need to buy any for 3 years! Way to penny pinch Dougie!

No worky for me either. Just another "Blue Thing"!

Any GSS sightings or is he boycotting Blue too?

As GSS would say, "Great TR"!

Now I'm scared. GSS is back in the house 5 minutes and already he is stalking me! Get any tail yet?

Awesome! I'll be there!

I was kidding. You can't get fired from an "unofficial" job. I think.

That's why #2 on the list exists. The only reason to go there is either #2,8,9 or 10! Careful posting on the Bear thread as the "Unofficial Blue Mountain Rep". You might get fired for that. You should probably preface all your statements with "off the record".

Would it make you feel better if I posted in the Blue or CBK forums that BEAR SUCKS? I think it's more relevant in the Bear threads. Come on fess up. The place is BORING! Ok, so what # is the reason that you ride Bear? I would put money on it that it's not 8,9 or 10. 6 maybe? Need a tampon? Don't worry, your Mom and Dad still love you.

Jeff, do you like hard boiled eggs?

Never mind. It's my parents fault. They suck. Those voices. Stop. I said STOP. Mommy.

Cut me a break! Bear Sucks. Top ten reasons to ride Doe Mountain: 1. You suck. 2. You live in Macungie and don't have a car or friends with a car. 3. Your Mom hates you. 4. You sit in the lodge. 5. Your legs burn after 72 vertical feet. 6. Your pussy is bleeding. 7. Your Dad hates you. 8. You like the bar. 9. You like the bar. 10. You like the bar.

Dosh! Those don't look like fat skis to me.

Green trails at Loveland are the steepest greens in the world. Be careful!

WOW! Are you serious? All mountains start blowing before the ground is frozen.

You need a ski lesson first!

Go for the WP/Copper/Steamboat pass. You can't go wrong. 3 very nice but different mountains with plenty for you and your kids to enjoy. Stay the hell away from Breck and Keystone!

Didn't assume. Just asked. Sorry! You look like the kid they hauled out.

Are you the scumbag that got fired from Blue for stealing customers equipment? Working at JF/BB now?

Oh just shut the hell up already! I can't stand your rambling! Buy a fucking car too!

I doubt Daddy will reduce your allowance.

Welcome to Blue Mountain where the conditions suck and the service is worse. Just be glad you didn't have to sit on the floor to eat your $50 lunch!

1. You can't teach stupidity.............you inherit it from Joel. The only way to become more dumb than Joel is to work for him! 2. This is just another case of poor management and design. Not only do they rope of the stupid crossing thing but then they put a terrain park on the next easiest way down. The beginners are scared to death and don't have the skills to go through the park or down Mainstreet. So many of the problems that Blue has are caused by the top lodge location and could be solved by building a REAL valley lodge! Instead of focusing on that they will be spending all their money and effort on a new water park! Don't expect to see any REAL improvements at Blue for the next 10 years. Unless you like to swim you are fucked. Is the water park at Sno open yet? How about the gas fire pit at Blue? Anybody eat at the upscale rotiserie chicken place in the Vista lodge yet? The tail is wagging the dog!

That would be funny watching that tool trying to fire one of the armed guards! "Breaking News.....BLUE SECURITY GUARD GOES POSTAL ON NUDIST CAMP DAVE!"