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We really should take a trip to Verbier with Matt Edge. Can you imagine the discussions on the plane ride for 8 hours between the 3 of us? I'd record us and send them to @AtomicSkier to listen to on repeat during his runs.

@GrilledSteezeSandwich can use his connections to get them to run a lift and we'll have the whole mountain to ourselves.

Does this mean no parking lot party @AtomicSkier @GrilledSteezeSandwich ??

Society is crumbling. Anarchy is on the horizon @vtmark. Tonight I'm taking the rest of my savings out and going to the casino, where I'll lose $5 and then put my savings back in. Then I'll drop bank on some strippers (paint strippers for my deck). Maybe I'll even buy Fun Dip. It's gonna be a grate night. Gotta live like we're dying.

You made the right choice getting out of Yurp. You can complain all you want to an airline when things go wrong, they don't give a funk. I learned that when I was stuck in Dallas.

Good thinking, get out of Yurp while you can. Italy is basically under martial law right now.

Correct, but from I've read citizens must be screened, and it might disrupt flights. Who knows, everyday this thing gets crazier.

When's your return flight?

I think Trump said American citizens can return if they're screened, but it might cause significant flight cancellations.

@AtomicSkier @toast21602 Trump just restricted travel from Europe (excluding UK) starting Friday. Not trolling. I don't know the details but just want to let you know. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2020/03/11/world/coronavirus-news.amp.html

Ok.

I didn't. WTF. If I have to pay $30 extra I'll demand a gift card! @Giftcards

You're welcome and any time!

This belongs on a credit card.

Woah, this is a family friendly forum. I should start playing guitar like @Ski2Live Live2Ski to get all the chicks. Or at least Guitar Hero.

Nah, had to look that one up on Urban Dictionary. Wow just wow, I'm glad my college fraternity just played Yahtzee and drank yoohoos.

Thanks, I'm training to be a bike courier as soon as I learn what a catwalk is @MattEDGE. Then I'll ride my bike around Pittsburgh playing Candy Shop by Fifty Cents on my 1980s beatbox.

Some of Matt Edge's badassery rubbed off on me from hanging out with him yesterday. @GrilledSteezeSandwich Do you like my backpack???

I might drive 6 hours from Pittsburgh to Camelback on Thursday just to talk more with Matt Edge. He's a really cool dude.

Today was sick! Met @C1erArt who told me not to ride Kunkletown Road, but I did anyway and it sucked. Anyway he knew who I was so I must be famous on here. Then did 3 Razor's Edge runs which was rad, first run was a magic carpet just like a western groomer. Parking lot festivities were grate, went for a quick Dunkin Donut run, fit my Sonic into a tight spot (could have fit 2 more Sonics in between the empty spaces), had my Roubaix handflexed and held deep philosophical discussions with Matt Edge. Then did a nice 25 mile loop on my bike and came back to a 3/4 eaten veggie tray festering in the sun. JADIP YOLO

TFTI. I'm gonna track his flight on FlightRadar24.... basically see UAL134 heading towards the Lantic, then go to bed and by the time I wake up he should be in Yurp.

N664UA, starboard side shot. Lots of missing paint. Have a safe flight to Yurp!

My favorite fun was surely the parking lot fun. My favorite run was Challenge, since all other runs were super annoying skiing into the damn headwind. At least on Challenge I still got some zoom. Challenge looks like a green now after skiing the steeps of Steamboat. I can't wait for tomorrow, blue skies and no wind! It's gonna be so dang rad!!

That's ok, I gave your report a like. I'm sure @toast21602 will edit this trip report to add me once he gets settled in Verbier.

Correct, I did the Gaper Tuck.