skimom Posted January 17, 2006 Report Posted January 17, 2006 Guys - please make a sacrifice to the snow gods so they will end this rain, wind and ice. This is what we need you to do: 1. Take your girlfriend, spouse or significant other to Victoria's Secret and buy her a present. 2. Take her on a ski date up the Stevenson lift at CB 3. Get busy Do not spare any luxury or expense when selecting the articles to sacrifice. We need a serious effort to the snow gods for this rain and ice to end.
Papasteeze Posted January 17, 2006 Report Posted January 17, 2006 My GF bribed the gods with who knows what. But she said this weather is all my fault for never being home and that the "gods" are paying me back. I think that was #130 of you know you ski and ride too much when...
Schif Posted January 17, 2006 Report Posted January 17, 2006 I want to sarcifice a goat, it's something I've always wanted to do. Does anybody have a pet goat they're bored with and wouldn't mind sacrificing to Ullr. I have a lighter and I'll put in $2.39 for a gallon of regular unleaded. I'll even bring some marshmellows to roast....smoores... I'm very optimistic that we get dumped on in February or March...I don't want to break out the golf clubs until April. Early closings would stink because then I would be spending lots of time and money driving to VT and NY. Come on snow..As for Victorias secret...your nuts..bras there are like 30 bucks..my next girlfriend is getting lingerie from Target... Doug I'm with you all the way on the goat thing. The snow gods would be all over a goat sacrifice and it would be pretty cool too. How much do goats go for now-a-days? Anyone want to chip in for one?
skifreak Posted January 17, 2006 Report Posted January 17, 2006 My dads hillbilly buddy has goats at his house in Walnutport. He uses them to cut his grass
skifreak Posted January 17, 2006 Report Posted January 17, 2006 As for Victorias secret...your nuts..bras there are like 30 bucks..my next girlfriend is getting lingerie from Target... Try ebay, maybe you can find a deal there.
skimom Posted January 17, 2006 Author Report Posted January 17, 2006 The snow gods are about as interested in a goat as you are. They want lingerie - bright and colorful, lacey or exotic. It's up to you, and the sky's the limit. This is something I cannot do - Iceman's undies would not make them happy.
skifreak Posted January 17, 2006 Report Posted January 17, 2006 Jibs boxers seemed to make them happy two years ago.
AtomicSkier Posted January 17, 2006 Report Posted January 17, 2006 Maybe I should start by taking my golf bag, golf shoes, golf hats, swim suit, and sandals out of the back of my car.... Then, maybe the snow will come.
skimom Posted January 17, 2006 Author Report Posted January 17, 2006 Good idea to get the golf stuff out quickly.
Papasteeze Posted January 17, 2006 Report Posted January 17, 2006 Try ebay, maybe you can find a deal there. naaaa.. probably black market european stuff smuggled across the border with no warranty.
VTmark Posted January 17, 2006 Report Posted January 17, 2006 Maybe I should start by taking my golf bag, golf shoes, golf hats, swim suit, and sandals out of the back of my car.... Then, maybe the snow will come. again! arn't you the reson we had a warm up last year?
skimom Posted January 17, 2006 Author Report Posted January 17, 2006 You are right, VTMark! Atomic is SUCH a troublemaker...
skifreak Posted January 17, 2006 Report Posted January 17, 2006 (edited) We should hunt down the car and burn it. Pyro, your good with fireworks and fire right? Edited January 17, 2006 by skifreak
pyro_boarder Posted January 17, 2006 Report Posted January 17, 2006 Hmm... what would the snow gods like sacrificially burned?
AtomicSkier Posted January 17, 2006 Report Posted January 17, 2006 We'll see what my AK-47 says about THAT
skifreak Posted January 17, 2006 Report Posted January 17, 2006 Lets see what my bazoka says about that. Ok, enough with the weapons PASR doesn't encourage them.
poconoceancity Posted January 18, 2006 Report Posted January 18, 2006 We'll see what my AK-47 says about THAT Don't get pulled over with that in the trunk.
pyro_boarder Posted January 18, 2006 Report Posted January 18, 2006 Hmm... what would the snow gods like sacrificially burned? We'll see what my AK-47 says about THAT I actually didn't mean you car. I meant something else that I could do to appease the snow gods. Don't get pulled over with that in the trunk. Maybe they would detain the golf clubs as evidence.
Schif Posted January 18, 2006 Report Posted January 18, 2006 Yeah well there were guys on horses, and a man on fire and I killed a man with a trident. Beat that.
VTmark Posted January 18, 2006 Report Posted January 18, 2006 i killed a man 'cuse i fell in the hall way of a hispotal.
skidude Posted January 18, 2006 Report Posted January 18, 2006 No one cares who any of you killed... Lets get this back on topic here people Mmmm snow
Sno Mountain Skier Posted January 18, 2006 Report Posted January 18, 2006 Well i noticed tonight at montage, that a bra and panty tree has been started up.
skimom Posted January 18, 2006 Author Report Posted January 18, 2006 Probably due to the efforts of ski999. Well, whomever it was, good work. We certainly need the snow.
Ski Posted January 18, 2006 Report Posted January 18, 2006 Probably due to the efforts of ski999. Well, whomever it was, good work. We certainly need the snow. Not me. When I get panties, I keep them.
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