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I think waterslides and colorful structures are coming to Blue Mountain soon. Maybe even a resort hotel house for New Jersey folk to bring their families for weekend get aways. I also predict the Camel will become the mascot for Blue, and will patrol the newly paved parking lot across the road (accessable by KamelKarts(tm), a KSL product) to enforce the alcohol ban and sip on patrons' yellow Yoo-hoo cartons to ensure they are not full of Absinthe or Jim Bean, and contain only chocolatey goodness.

I have a tropical venus fly trap and have brought it in. TFTI

I don't, I just remember hearing about this guy named Slim Shady back in the early 2000s. I stopped going to Burger King for a while because the radio said he was spitting on my onion rings.

Look at the duties for $17 an hour, such as laboring in high alpine settings where the oxygen is thin and extreme mountain weather is encountered, such as sudden unpredictable blizzards and gale force winds. Do they provide parkas and oxygen masks for the crew? I could probably make $17 an hour at Burger King grilling your onion rings like the real Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady, and I don't even have to climb any ski lift towers and suffer frostbite and hypothermia from that brutal eastern Pennsylvania Himalayan-esque climate.

TFTI

If I fly the gorge, I'll be staying 500 feet or higher AGL. Thanks for letting me know about the tension line, those can be a little scary.

I hope the Jim Thorpe railway doesn't go on strike. I wanna fly over the Lehigh River on Saturday and maybe catch some live Choo choo action on my GoPro.

Saw some trainz yesterday.

I can only land at an airport. One day I'll fly over the lower lot while you guys are standing around since I want to fly over all the ski resorts in Northeast PA in one flight. That would be rad.

There's an airport right by Mount Snow. Maybe I can find an Uber and rent a cheap pair of skis and fly there for a day session. That would be rad!

No, only @AtomicSkier is. Regardless, neither of us can fit skis in the current planes we rent and it's probably not cheap to rent a car and skis for the day just to ski Vermont.

I can fit a ski in the toy plane if i can fold it into about 2 feet

I recognize him from the helmet. I will no longer recognize him this season once he buys a new helmet from the Buckmans tent sale.

Looks like @GrilledSteezeSandwich was shredding the gnar at Camelback a few years ago.

Camelback Mountain Adventures is closed today due to inclement weather. I know every PASR is anxiously waiting for updates so I'll keep you all posted.

I would never ski if it was just Vista lift. I know you and @jfskierDan would be devastated if I'm not there for opening day, but I just can't do it.

This is a violation of Grilled Steeze's First Amendment freedom of speech. We should all protest at PASR headquarters and form a circle around it holding hands while singing Kumbaya and maybe even block traffic for a few minutes.

If post 21 times per day I can get to 10,000 posts by my anniversary date. Does your post count decrease when @toastmandeletes posts? #LFG #WTGAI

Can you believe my 5 year PASR anniversary is coming up soon? I wonder what @ridge is going to write on my anniversary cake.

@RidgeRacer What's the maximum cost per second you'd spend to ski?

I would get more value out of that deal by spending 4 additional hours searching for my golf ball

Let's say I show up to Beaver Creek but my Jitterbug ran out of data so I am forced to pay $275. I probably won't ski 8 hours since I have to stop to eat and make a pee, so we'll say I ski 7 hours. And I want long runs that take 5 minutes each so that means I'll get 4 runs per hour. That equates to $9.82 per run, or $1.96 per minute skiing, or $0.03 per second. Im only willing to pay up to $0.0275 per second of skiing so that's just way too expensive for me.

Would anyone actually pay $247 online or $275 at the window to ski a single day? The only person I can think of who would pay these prices is @Ski2Live Live2Ski.

@GrilledSteezeSandwich Are you excited for the rain this weekend? It will be great for the snowmaking retention ponds.

Screw that, I'll park where I wanna