GrilledSteezeSandwich

Hey All, I’m back from another fun day at Blue mountain the true mountain. I arrived at the lower lot before 720am and it was in the upper 20s with a mostly sunny day on tap. Winds calmed down from yesterday which made things extra pleasant. In the house were NMSki, Ryan, mute, BooBear, NMskiFamily, Enjorales, Pops, enjorales cousin, enjorales family, Mixilplix, Zack, TP4, Salty, Matt Edge, Indiggio, BenM, JFDan, bethlehem ford guy, PSUFlyGuy and many more. First civilian six pack was easy peazy to get and a minute or two early which had us almost at the top at 803AM..I skied challenge first which was a carpet then razors right before race team took it over which was a carpet that a few people had done the pocono shuffle on so still super nice. Back to challenge again still very good and then sidewinder which for day two was exceptionally good.a little stiffer than other runs but still a little cushion for the pushing and mini root rollers on the last pitch Main Street was nice along the bump line still cord..lower was like yesterday mini cookies not terrible on the far west side. Lazy mile was good under the middle then it was a bakery nom nom nom gimme all the cookies. The falls had a lot of people picnicing at the top and Switchback was classic east coast fast and shady. Liftline went from a minute or two to several minutes in the first hour or so and I only managed two runs from 910-945 as lines got pretty long on the quad and six pack Sausage Sunday was off the chain. There was bacon, eggs, pancakes, multiple kinds of pork, beef and wings..also bloody Mary’s and mimosas and a beer tasting. The weather was so so nice was abundant sunshine and temperatures rising into the 40s...all in all anyway you slice it or dice it, it was just another day in Paradise!!!

Homey has hit the gold mine for cans in the PASR row.

Guide Deez Nuts

What are you doing on the learning hill??

I don’t wanna have any conversation this is a report from today..take your white lives matters shit to QAnon

OMG I’m so offended..

@saltyant are you gonna be at Blue tomorrow??

GTFO out of my thread

Not even any precum..I’m good. Thanks for your concert.

Hey All, I’m back from another fun day at Blue mountain the true mountain. I arrived at the lower lot at 715am fueled by a mickey dees breakfast. The temperature was in low 20s to start with a crescent moon which transitioned into abundant sunshine. In the house were Atomic Jeff, MIxilplix, JFDan, BenM, NMSki, Toast, KevinThomas, Slim, Tarponhead, Ryan, Mute,Joan, MBike, Nastar Glenn, Joan’s husband, Falco, Enjorales, Enjorales cousin, Charles, Spyder(Charles dad), Tanya, Lauren and many more. First run on raisens ledge was grate before the race team got on it. Was like a carpet..but the 15mph north wind made everything like the juvenile song,”Slow Motion”..next up I skied Challenge while others hit up Sidewinder and the right side was good..I hit that another time while other hit up Main Street..followed by a third time before it got schralped by errrbody. Main Street was alright..lower left side was pretty good..skied it again and had a progressive run on tuts lane to connector to come around to midway to little gap to Burma to shuttle to lower park...I’d fap to that run if my internet didn’t work. Into the lot had some chips and beers then around 1130 falcos crew was like GrilledSteeze wanna ski some runs with us and I had my boots back on fast. Went back on the snow sunshine bright AF..about a 7 minute line for the six pack in the middle lanes..bad for us but for masses not terrible. Skied lazy mile the whole mile..I did a whirlybird up Main Street chair which was a couple minute wait then to upper lodge..had a few jack and cokes on the outside terrace was a nice crowd of people from places like Hillsborough NJ..saw the guy who lost the PA house race for west allentown and the dirty south Whitehall...this wasn’t the year for repubs..sorry..Spider talked about the 60s and 70s. Back on the slopes skied the full Burma then up Burma lift and skied switchback back to the lower lot had another beer that reminded me of a Notorious BIG song,”Juicy” and peace’s our just before 3pm....was fun and enjoyable skiing those last runs with some beginner and low intermediate skiers cause I could Hollywood a bit...ski everybody in ththe AM

Did you tell anybody to pull their mask up? That’s the daily MO at Blue. I wanted to go to Colorado in two weeks or so but putting it off till there’s more snow..most of the expert terrain isn’t open at Loveland and abasin. Abasin sells a three day midweek pass for only $210 or so with no blackouts.

#Following i would have asked for the guacamole on the side...

Looking like a pow day tomorrow for Schif and Nancy

And we’re not even at the peak yet.

The falls

Who rated this thread one star. Wow just wow @saltyant

Has she grown a third nipple yet??? Asking for a friend @saltyant

Oh Lordy..PSUGuy might be giving lessons.

JLaw with his powder baskets is gonna get pawned..shits become more technical since before the holidays. I rate the liftline at Booter mountain a double blue diamond.

I have a Koi guy on the south side..I can probably get a friends and family discount since he’s my friends cousin.

Bonus run..high five!!!

Barb is my favorite ski resort owner..hands down!!! She’s good at what she does and the ultimate undercover boss. Not even blowing smoke up her ass game recognize game. Back in the day Blue had a contest where the winner got to ride with a groomer at night time..while that’s rad..I’d rather win a contest where I got to help set up netting on the quad and six pack..it got both me and BenM yesterday....plus when the fishing pond is built they can use the netting for the Deadliest catch simulation...can stock up on crab legs late summer when Weis has sales and then can cook them up in the last run lounge..Nastar Glenn is in charge of the brown butter..I’ll bring the store brand spicy mustard.

I’ll help you guys sometime on an early spring day. I might burn off a beer.

That ruins the run. If it’s just a terrain park with no berms can it least blast down the sides before the jibhonks wake up. I will say on a rare PA pow day terrain parks can have some hidden goodies.

No way on the rail garden and single jump. Blue mountain isn’t known as booted mountain for nothing and 2-3 years ago Blue had a skiercross/boardercross on dreamweaver.