After all this time Salty is still quite an enigma to me. If I didn't know him I would think he's this badass airline pilot, bike riding, hard core dude. But then he posts about drinking yoohoos, eating fruit by the foots in the parking lot while using a jitterbug phone with a 256 megabyte data plan... and I can't believe he's actually an airplane flying, bike riding, world traveler. Good on you Salty for being you and not fitting the mold.