Schif

I'm supposed to go to Cape May tomorrow with the lady friend. Let's see how this goes. Reports from the front line will be forthcoming until I'm inevitably swept out to sea.

Mine doesn't have push button start, but you don't have to hold the key to the right and crank it. One little flick and she starts right up.

Makes me want to head to New Mexico ASAP

I've never been up there, but maybe this year I'll have him take me up and get me on the snow at Eagle Rock just for the hell of it.

My old explorer had the sensors and I loved it. The two biggest things (besides overall reliability that I found) that kept me going back to ford were the audible back up sensors and the keypad on the door to unlock it.

Eagle rock is open to anyone who wants to go but I'm pretty sure they only spin the lifts thursday through sunday. My brother is the golf course superintendent there and occasionally helps them out at the ski resort when they need a hand with something.

I love my backup camera. when I get close to something it shows green blocks then yellow blocks then red blocks on the screen and I have the audible back up beeps too. Comes in super handy since my back window is fairly narrow and very high up.

I'm a big fan of changing my own oil. I get a nice sense of satisfaction when it's done, I log it into my little book, and I drive out of the driveway with a bunch of extra money i didn't have to pay to a high school drop out with 6 teeth that tries to upsell me every 32 seconds.

You can see the trash on the slopes from the highway. Disgusting.

Macy's has some nice suits. I typically get mine from department stores so I at least get a decent designer instead of getting them from men's wearhouse or jos. a. bank which I find to be extremely overpriced for the quality. The key for buying an off the rack suit is having a great tailor. I take my stuff to a tiny Italian woman who works wonders with a piece of cloth.

I'm hearing train whistles through my office window right now!

I was planning on going Sunday, but wound up working instead, so that was fun. I'm away next weekend so unless I head up to Vermont in May my season might be over.

I'll probably wind up at Boulder on saturday. I think I saw on their site that tickets were only 25 bucks so it seems like a better thing to do than sit home and stare at a soggy yard.

The Tropicana

I'm thinking about doing a weekend to Killington in May if conditions hold up and I don't lose all my money to hookers and blow in Vegas next week.

What an epic party. I stopped at Wawa on the Pocono exit of the turnpike and I accidentally napped in the car for 20 minutes before getting my iced tea and pretzel. Long and awesome day out there with all you crazy guys. Loved every second of it.

Make it 9 bottles of Champagne

What about side dishes or snacks? I was thinking about picking up some sausages, but maybe I'll go with snacks since grill space seems to be limited.

So I'll bring a Keurig instead and make hot toddies

Just remembered another thing in my tailgating arsenal. I've got a battery pack thing that will run household appliances and pretty much anything else you want to plug in. If someone has a blender, I do not own one, they should bring it and we can make margaritas.

Take me off for a table. I went down a size in terms of vehicles and don't have the space anymore.

I've got a solar powered bluetooth speaker

I replaced that one so if I bring it this year it will be painted neon orange and surrounded by cones.

This season ending nonsense is really rustling my jimmies.

Not quite. I didn't have a pass this year. I worked way too much to make it worth it this winter.