Johnny Law Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 Because I work with old people I had today off as well. While coming up the mtn road I ran into a situation which strikes fear in the bravest of souls. A terrible rumbling was rapidly developing in my lower intestines, a level 5 shit, uncontrollable by any force known to man, it has brought many humans to their knees. It was likely I would get fucked by layers,I had many layers to protect from the Siberia like temps and now they would be my undoing. However today my friends was not a day for shiting ones pants, I screamed out today shall not be the day I ruin my pantaloons ! Fortune was with me my friends and I successfully made it to the valley shiters. Oh the skiing was pretty fucking good, everything was soft and fast, even challenge. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarponhead Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 Ironic, I laughed so hard I almost messed my pants... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryHugo Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 Mr Law when he reached the Valley Lodge: 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicSkier Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 Johnny Law has a way with words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryHugo Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 He's not black. We're all black when the lights are out, baby 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Law Posted January 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 Six pack is still down, quad was really on the fritz, only one ride where it didn't stop and most where long mechanical type shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NMSKI Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 I'm telling you, just pull over and rip the pocket off your shirt! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RootDKJ Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 Johnny Law has a way with words. Angry Hugo has a way with pictures. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RidgeRacer Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 Reading this while in the shitter made this extra funny. Lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indiggio Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 A terrible rumbling was rapidly developing in my lower intestines, a level 5 shit... Hilarious! It's probably happened to all of us at one time or another. Just the other day, I was standing in the doubles and a slight tremor hit. I debated whether to pull a 180 and head to the valley, but I was too close to the gate for that, so I rode the lift, hoping... Luckily I made it to the summit and hauled it to the lodge, where I then debated holding another 40 min. ride home and probably facing a level 5 or worse or the summit lodge shitters. I chose the shitters... Six pack is still down, quad was really on the fritz, only one ride where it didn't stop and most where long mechanical type shit. With the snow storm, I'm sure deliveries are delayed. I've got a UPS delivery that has been. They better get their shit together for this weekend, this snow and a bit warmer temps are gonna bring out everyone! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indiggio Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 Looks like the 6-pack is running now, per webcams! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indiggio Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 Happened to me at blue a few weeks ago. Was prairie dogging in the parking lot but somehow made it in Must be something in the air up there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indiggio Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 I think it was the dunkin donuts spicy sand which I had 10 mins earlier lol Dunkin Donuts coffee does it to me, great laxative that stuff is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NMSKI Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 I generally can't take a dump until I've had a cup of coffee, but once I do better get out my way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NMSKI Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 I just took a dump in the Denver airport. I prob contracted MRSA but worth it.Gotta lay down a paper ass gasket. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indiggio Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 Gotta lay down a paper ass gasket. Toilet paper bird's nest? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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