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Im going to call bullshit on this one.

 

My first year out there, i took my girlfriend who had been riding for a year out there. She rode way more then 5% of the mountain.

 

Sorry but I think AJeff is right. When we went to Killington I skied all the greens and blues easily and a single black or two carefully but I'm pretty sure JH is a much harder mountain to ski.

 

Dan your girlfriend was ballsy on the slopes and maybe SK could ski 20percent of jhole if she grew some cahones but then she would be a tranny which is a stoke stomper.

 

Sadly I do not have balls in life or as a skier. I think they sell them at the porn store but they aren't cute or sexy so... Honestly if I fall and break something that the docs have broken and pinned back together multiple times it's a bad time for all. This is my problem but really I'm happy doing what I'm doing. Someone has to ski the groomers. I hold that shit down for real.

 

 

Ugh.

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Uh oh....gss is in extreme pain. He was out dancing last night like a mofo and either pulled a muscle/broke a bone in his foot. He's in extreme pain just walking to the bathroom.

 

some girl probably stomped his foot when his running man started turning into a humping man. a little drunk last night doug? your posts aren't usually that grammatically atrocious.

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WOW...I can't believe GSS was that careless last night. To miss a day at JH when you are at JH is total torture. :crymore:

 

Day 6 of 6 for me. Looks like a perfect bluebird day with a high in the upper 20's. Groomers and bumps will be today's headlines. Hope you feel better GSS but I wouldn't mind pushing you in a wheelchair at the airport...with pics :nana

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I was hoping my foot was gonna be healed up for the 9am bus. Anyway a bit of a stoke stomper but at least i got in 6 good days...7 would be better. Nsjay see you at dinner 2night. Now I have the song evacuate the dancefloor in my head because that's what I should have done last night.

 

Did you take anything for it? If it were me, I probably would have wrapped it in ice, elevate it, and taken a ton of advil.

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I was hoping my foot was gonna be healed up for the 9am bus. Anyway a bit of a stoke stomper but at least i got in 6 good days...7 would be better. Nsjay see you at dinner 2night. Now I have the song evacuate the dancefloor in my head because that's what I should have done last night.

 

clean the sand out and go ski. a ski boot is essentially a cast, so there's no better spot for your foot to be. it'll be like putting on a cast and icing it at the same time! just take a few shots when the day's over so you can't feel how much it's gonna hurt to get your foot out of the boot. good thing you've got bucket boots now and not those blue lange L10s anymore huh?

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