fluffy Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 A source close to the management of JFBB, speaking on condition of anonymity, has revealed that JFBB and Peak Resorts are close to signing a deal with jordan for exclusive use of his homemade snow guns. JFBB has long been known for its advanced snowmaking system and top level snowmaking staff, but adding this state-of-the-art technology will undoubtedly give them a huge advantage over the other Pocono resorts. What is unclear at this point is whether the agreement will also include expert training from jordan himself. While JFBB has had much success under Peak Resorts, hiring the nation's leading authority on all things snow related could be a little too pricey. One thing is certain. The addition of jordan's backyard guns will enable Boulder Park to open no later than tomorrow morning. This news comes on the heals of an announcement by John Deere that it has partnered with jordan to develop a line of compact, gasoline powered groomers. Stay tuned to PASR news for updates. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 cool story bro 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadows Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 hed probably just get fired for doing shit you dont approve of. like those parklog....nevermind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordan Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 SICK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toast21602 Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 congrats Jordan! welcome back to PA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFskiDan Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 Jordan - please make sure to blow enough snow this year to stay open past March 13th. Closing the same weekend as a resort in Pottstown, well.....we will just leave it at that. Put down some good snow in the glades, on the elevator and on risk it. The stuff off the slopes is what sets JF apart from other ski areas, so treat these areas just the same as any slope. Thanks 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phillycore Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 Jordan - please make sure to blow enough snow this year to stay open past March 13th. Closing the same weekend as a resort in Pottstown, well.....we will just leave it at that. Put down some good snow in the glades, on the elevator and on risk it. The stuff off the slopes is what sets JF apart from other ski areas, so treat these areas just the same as any slope. Thanks THIS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffy Posted December 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 hed probably just get fired for doing shit you dont approve of. like those parklog....nevermind Let it go bro. Let it go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadows Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 was a joke. i wasnt even involved in any of that. couldnt care less Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordan Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Wait, Fluffy is Huff? The guy who used to build those god awful (motocross style) jumps at BB with no landings, and got the park logic guys fired because they apparently called him out on his sucky-ness at park building? Why did I never know this before This is pure gold 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaperstine Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 PURE BRO!!!!! SO MOTHERTRUCKING PURE!!!! But yeah, so that would explain who built the downhill section with the super banked berms like a half decade back in time.... I GOT GOLD FEVER!!! -Perry Massey, Legendary gold prospector. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadows Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 jordan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffy Posted December 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Wait, Fluffy is Huff? The guy who used to build those god awful (motocross style) jumps at BB with no landings, and got the park logic guys fired because they apparently called him out on his sucky-ness at park building? Why did I never know this before This is pure gold HAHAHA! Pure gold indeed! There is so much gold in this thread I don't know where to begin. A double selfing by jordan AND an epic meltdown from Gaperstine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffy Posted December 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Where did you disappear to you giant-headed poser? Are you regretting the handie you gave to the mod for the information which led you to incorrectly believe I am Hufnagle? Oh ya, Hufnagle didn't have one single thing to do with the firing of the Park Logic guys. Get your facts straight you idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordan Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 why don't you fill us in and get my facts straight for me? why would a mod give me information that would incorrectly lead me to thinking you are Huff? I got that from what you and shadows posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffy Posted December 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 why don't you fill us in and get my facts straight for me? why would a mod give me information that would incorrectly lead me to thinking you are Huff? I got that from what you and shadows posted. If you decided I am Hufnagle based on what Shadows and I posted above then you are a bigger moron than I thought. I did fill you in. Hufnagle had zero to do with the dismissal of PL. He wasn't sad when they were gone, but he had no say or influence in any of that. You should stick to what you know and go hit some deep pow lines....oh wait, you're a terrible skier too. LOLjordan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordan Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 I don't know who Hufnagle is, I just know a guy named everyone used to call "Huff" used to build the jumps at BB and sucked at it, and got in a fight with the parklogic people when they called him out on it. and you caught me, I suck at skiing. Why do I even try anyway? http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php/194083-TR-SR-The-Colorado-Front-Range-in-May http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php/222563-TR-ShReDRepOrT-Torreys-Peak-Tuning-Fork-(accessed-from-Loveland-Pass)-6-3-11?highlight= http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php/223484-TR-Quandary-Peak-North-Couloir-6-28-11?highlight= http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php/223265-TR-Double-Feature-Vader-Coulour-(south-arapaho)-6-22-11-and-Coon-Hill-6-23-11?highlight= http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php/222777-TR-Torrey-s-Peak-(East-Face)-6-11-11?highlight= 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffy Posted December 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Cool pics. My little sister could ski that. I've seen you ski broseph. Not pretty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordan Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 (edited) Cool pics. My little sister could ski that. I've seen you ski broseph. Not pretty. You don't even know. I ski double black diamonds and extreme terrain all the time! You probably stick to the blue squares! have fun tracking out those groomers! Maybe you can work up the courage to ski thunderbolt this year! Edited December 9, 2011 by jordan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffy Posted December 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Thread of the year potential. PURE SOLID GOLD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutCold Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 I think you guys need to settle this with a ski-off at Mt. Bohemia, the most EXTREME mountain in the midwest..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffy Posted December 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 I think you guys need to settle this with a ski-off at Mt. Bohemia, the most EXTREME mountain in the midwest..... LOL. Yes! Jordan is such a darsh. I bet he won't show up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordan Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 I think you guys need to settle this with a ski-off at Mt. Bohemia, the most EXTREME mountain in the midwest..... Dude I heard that place has TRIPLE black diamonds! And everything there is EXXXXXTREME!!!11 however, I think our race should be on the INDY BOWL EXXXTREME TERRAIN at keystone, some pitches exceed 35 degrees! read about it for yourself!!!111!!one http://adventuretravel.about.com/od/skiingandsnowboarding/qt/IndependenceBow.htm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Law Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Dude I heard that place has TRIPLE black diamonds! And everything there is EXXXXXTREME!!!11 however, I think our race should be on the INDY BOWL EXXXTREME TERRAIN at keystone, some pitches exceed 35 degrees! read about it for yourself!!!111!!one http://adventuretrav...pendenceBow.htm hahahahah Indy bowl OVER 35 degrees!!!! oh the humanity ! This shit can't be for realz..... Ski Denton has a white diamond, I think it may be a triple now but for awhile it was the only white diamond I've even seen. I think I'll start with Indy and then work my way up to the extreme Hogan Bowl at Abasin, that shit is a good 300 ft were you can find "some unbelievably, I mean unbelievably, deep snow in there." The entire discussion though is without merit as Jordan tours with a women, a real live women with boobs and all that shit. That is like the fucking holy grail of skiing, that 1 in a billion girl who actually enjoys touring and booting some ribbon in July for 3 hours. A female of the species that enjoys touring is the ultimate trump card its magic is supreme, no amount of bro brah dick waving trumps fucking in a 4 season tent in the middle of nowhere....game over Subzero wins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boulder Park Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 gold jerry, GOLD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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