saltyant Posted February 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 Just now, indiggio said: Pretty much explains why we ski the bumps at Blue. I'll give them another shot when they're softened up. Bumps are sooooo much more enjoyable out west. 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toast21602 Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 8 minutes ago, saltyant said: I'm considering another ski trip, at least a day trip to New York or something. Wherever there is Perder. I had fun skiing because I did more challenging runs this time. I kinda get bored just skiing groomers all the time and somewhat lose interest in skiing, though I intend to ski for the rest of my life until I can't. Come to Verbier. @AtomicSkier will sharing his bed with you. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RidgeRacer Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 I'm considering another ski trip, at least a day trip to New York or something.I'm 100% purchasing an ORDA pass of some sort next year. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saltyant Posted February 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 @GrilledSteezeSandwich Reading a book in the condo, maybe this was your great great grandfather. Though slightly different spelling of the surname Steeze. 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saltyant Posted February 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 Current view from the balcony. Watching the lucky skiers below. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saltyant Posted February 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 (edited) Found leftover Häagen-Dazs Belgian Chocolate Ice Cream in the freezer. Too bad it's frozen solid and I only have 12 minutes to eat it before housekeeping kicks us out. We're leaving behind a giant jar of pickles, half of a gallon of milk, and whipped cream Edited February 28, 2020 by saltyant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NMSKI Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 3 hours ago, saltyant said: Found leftover Häagen-Dazs Belgian Chocolate Ice Cream in the freezer. Too bad it's frozen solid and I only have 12 minutes to eat it before housekeeping kicks us out. We're leaving behind a giant jar of pickles, half of a gallon of milk, and whipped cream Housekeeper is gonna think you are some weird fucks with only whipped cream and giant pickles in the fridge! 2 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saltyant Posted February 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 I sprayed the whole empty ice cream cup with Reddiwhip and ate it with a spoon. Also had some more. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 3 hours ago, NMSKI said: Housekeeper is gonna think you are some weird fucks with only whipped cream and giant pickles in the fridge! Ahhhhhh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saltyant Posted February 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 (edited) Playing Nork baggage claim roulette. The app says carousel 3 but then you get large bags at 9. But the guy at 9 says go to 3. So I go to 3, no bag, back at 9. The dude now says only golf clubs at 3 and maybe skis at 9? Edited February 29, 2020 by saltyant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted February 29, 2020 Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 36 minutes ago, saltyant said: Playing Nork baggage claim roulette. The app says carousel 3 but then you get large bags at 9. But the guy at 9 says go to 3. So I go to 3, no bag, back at 9. The dude now says only golf clubs at 3 and maybe skis at 9? Welcome back. My guess is the B crew working late at the Nork oversized baggage claim are handflexing your RTMs 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saltyant Posted February 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 (edited) @GrilledSteezeSandwich This is great! Look at those sick RTMs tearing up the champagne powder! Edited February 29, 2020 by saltyant 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toast21602 Posted February 29, 2020 Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 22 minutes ago, saltyant said: @GrilledSteezeSandwich This is great! Look at those sick RTMs tearing up the champagne powder! Good stuff Saltman. Heck of a trip for you guys. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicSkier Posted February 29, 2020 Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 @saltyant looks like some sick bird skiing. You’re ready for Verbier with @toast21602 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saltyant Posted March 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2020 (edited) "The deft, effortless weaving through dense clusters of evergreen suggests that the skier behind this remarkable recording is a limber, agile man with unquestionable experience and exposure to the slopes. Having spent many a winter slithering through the ridges of the Anthracite Uplands and masterfully descending the steep gradients of the imposing Pocono Region, this "Son of the Mountains" had enhanced his performance to the next level, amassing the strength and stamina to endure the rigors of even greater elevations. Mount Werner's rugged summit beckoned, and this man unequivocally answered their challenge with relative ease." - Quote from my bro from high school after watching the epic video Edited March 1, 2020 by saltyant 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toast21602 Posted March 1, 2020 Report Share Posted March 1, 2020 9 minutes ago, saltyant said: "The deft, effortless weaving through dense clusters of evergreen suggests that the skier behind this remarkable recording is a limber, agile man with unquestionable experience and exposure to the slopes. Having spent many a winter slithering through the ridges of the Anthracite Uplands and masterfully descending the steep gradients of the imposing Pocono Region, this "Son of the Mountains" had enhanced his performance to the next level, amassing the strength and stamina to endure the rigors of even greater elevations. Mount Werner's rugged summit beckoned, and this man unequivocally answered their challenge with relative ease." - Quote from my bro from high school after watching the epic video This is special. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 1, 2020 Report Share Posted March 1, 2020 8 hours ago, saltyant said: @GrilledSteezeSandwich This is great! Look at those sick RTMs tearing up the champagne powder! Wow Salty that was rad...you definitely had a little pep in your step. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NMSKI Posted March 1, 2020 Report Share Posted March 1, 2020 17 hours ago, saltyant said: @GrilledSteezeSandwich This is great! Look at those sick RTMs tearing up the champagne powder! Good stuff Salty! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saltyant Posted March 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 (edited) Was just listening to a power metal song that I was jamming to while skiing through knee deep powder glades in Steamboat. Damn dudes, I would do anything to go back in time a month and experience that again instead of dealing with this current bullshit. 🥶 Edited March 21, 2020 by saltyant 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 4 hours ago, saltyant said: Was just listening to a power metal song that I was jamming to while skiing through knee deep powder glades in Steamboat. Damn dudes, I would do anything to go back in time a month and experience that again instead of dealing with this current bullshit. 🥶 I’m hearing next ski season could be fucked to when we get a second wave but trying to be optimistic 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saltyant Posted March 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 On 3/21/2020 at 3:58 PM, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: I’m hearing next ski season could be fucked to when we get a second wave but trying to be optimistic Oh God no! If this is over by winter I'm taking 2 ski trips next season to make up for this (if I'm still alive by then). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, saltyant said: Oh God no! If this is over by winter I'm taking 2 ski trips next season to make up for this (if I'm still alive by then). Next winter I’m gonna spend a lot of time in the west. Maybe even Yurp..still gotta get my passport straight. Salty maybe you can go to Stowe with Matt Edge Edited March 23, 2020 by GrilledSteezeSandwich 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saltyant Posted March 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: Salty maybe you can go to Stowe with Matt Edge That would be a dream come true. Matt Edge can take me to Piecasso to teach me how he effortlessly picks up chicks, and will pass on all his wisdom and knowledge: Step 1: be attractive Step 2: don't be unattractive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, saltyant said: That would be a dream come true. Matt Edge can take me to Piecasso to teach me how he effortlessly picks up chicks, and will pass on all his wisdom and knowledge: Step 1: be attractive Step 2: don't be unattractive Salty picking up chicks in ski towns is probably the most difficult environment. At least wear a flannel shirt and an oversized flat brim hat that says Hurley or California republic on it...use a clever line like,”I see you’re in a sports bar, do you like sports” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 Just now, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: Salty picking up chicks in ski towns is probably the most difficult environment. At least wear a flannel shirt and an oversized flat brim hat that says Hurley or California republic on it...use a clever line like,”I see you’re in a sports bar, do you like sports” STFU GSS the most action you’ve had recently is that time you fucked an apple pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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