indiggio Posted March 26, 2020 Report Posted March 26, 2020 (edited) Sorry, but I am not going to give up my life for the economy...https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/03/right-wing-media-boards-donald-trumps-coronavirus-death-train New Page! Edited March 26, 2020 by indiggio 1
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 26, 2020 Report Posted March 26, 2020 (edited) 25 minutes ago, indiggio said: Sorry, but I am not going to give up my life for the economy...https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/03/right-wing-media-boards-donald-trumps-coronavirus-death-train New Page! Hell to the no unless the princess is being attacked by a dragon then I’ll have to grab a ski pole or something. Edited March 26, 2020 by GrilledSteezeSandwich 1
toast21602 Posted March 26, 2020 Author Report Posted March 26, 2020 Just now, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: Hell to the no unless the princess is being attacked by a dragon then I’ll have to grab a ski pole or something. Speaking of princess, who the fuck is still going on cruises? Floating Petri dishes. 1 1
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 26, 2020 Report Posted March 26, 2020 1 minute ago, toast21602 said: Speaking of princess, who the fuck is still going on cruises? Floating Petri dishes. I didn’t go on cruises before this pandemic. @saltyant have you ever been on a cruise? My parents love cruising and my dad brings his own wine and vodka onboard saves serious Eddie money!!!
saltyant Posted March 26, 2020 Report Posted March 26, 2020 8 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: I didn’t go on cruises before this pandemic. @saltyant have you ever been on a cruise? My parents love cruising and my dad brings his own wine and vodka onboard saves serious Eddie money!!! Nope. I think a cruise would be fun with a girlfriend, but since that'll never happen I'll stick to doing my solo road trips. I'd probably go stir crazy being trapped on a ship and prefer to drive around the country and do whatever I want. 1
tarponhead Posted March 26, 2020 Report Posted March 26, 2020 Tony is the man!Spicy here in the covid corridor of jersey. Be well all! 2 1
tarponhead Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 Nope. I think a cruise would be fun with a girlfriend, but since that'll never happen I'll stick to doing my solo road trips. I'd probably go stir crazy being trapped on a ship and prefer to drive around the country and do whatever I want.Why would a girlfriend never happen? Come on man get your game up! You young, not fat, got hair and somewhat edumacated. Maybe GSS or Atomic can give you pointers. Be like a whole pandemic shutdown project for you. Good luck 2 1
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 6 minutes ago, tarponhead said: Why would a girlfriend never happen? Come on man get your game up! You young, not fat, got hair and somewhat edumacated. Maybe GSS or Atomic can give you pointers. Be like a whole pandemic shutdown project for you. Good luck Asking me or Atomic for pointers is like asking Stevie Wonder for a haircut lol 2 2 1
tarponhead Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 Asking me or Atomic for pointers is like asking Stevie Wonder for a haircut lolThat made me lol 1 1
AtomicSkier Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 9 minutes ago, tarponhead said: Why would a girlfriend never happen? Come on man get your game up! You young, not fat, got hair and somewhat edumacated. Maybe GSS or Atomic can give you pointers. Be like a whole pandemic shutdown project for you. Good luck what does having hair have to do with it?!?! 1
NMSKI Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 1 minute ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: Asking me or Atomic for pointers is like asking Stevie Wonder for a haircut lol My class was taught sex ed by a priest in 6th grade. Talk about the blind leading the blind! 1 1 1
tarponhead Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 what does having hair have to do with it?!?!Hey man I’m the LAST one to comment on that [emoji13]But seriously, salty needs to get some. Maybe we can post his ski pic on a dating site 1 1
AtomicSkier Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 Just now, tarponhead said: Hey man I’m the LAST one to comment on that But seriously, salty needs to get some. Maybe we can post his ski pic on a dating site He's come a long way. 2
NMSKI Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 Just now, AtomicSkier said: He's come a long way. If his game with the ladies can improve as much as his skiing he’ll be having success with the ladies in no time! 3 1 1
tarponhead Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 If his game with the ladies can improve as much as his skiing he’ll be having success with the ladies in no time!Can you send him a bottle of the pheromones you seem to rock? 2 2
NMSKI Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 8 minutes ago, tarponhead said: Can you send him a bottle of the pheromones you seem to rock? We need to start him off slowly. Don’t want him to get that level of attention from the ladies just yet. 2 1
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 (edited) 16 minutes ago, NMSKI said: If his game with the ladies can improve as much as his skiing he’ll be having success with the ladies in no time! When I was 19 my second year of college I read an article on the interwebs about how to seduce women..when I take a lady mini golfing and they ask me what color ball I want I always say Blue...if she laughs might get a second date before the text that she’s not over her ex lol...always worth it even a blinde squirrel gets an occasional nut or a nympho...definitely some man eaters out there..no lie they will chew you up and spit you out... pornhub premium is free lower the curve stay at home. Edited March 27, 2020 by GrilledSteezeSandwich 1 1 1
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 There’s a corona in the garbage can under the six pack.. 1
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, NMSKI said: We need to start him off slowly. Don’t want him to get that level of attention from the ladies just yet. Reminds me of weird science or love potion number 9 or any 80s movie where the nerd gets the babe...
toast21602 Posted March 27, 2020 Author Report Posted March 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, NMSKI said: We need to start him off slowly. Don’t want him to get that level of attention from the ladies just yet. I'm concerned about what this will do to Doug and Salty's relationship. Are they okay splitting up so Salty can get a lady friend? 1 1 1 1
NMSKI Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 Just now, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: Reminds me of weird science or love potion number 9 or any 80s movie where the nerd gets the babe... I have a funny story about love potion #9 that I will tell in person. 1
AtomicSkier Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 Just now, NMSKI said: I have a funny story about love potion #9 that I will tell in person. I can't wait until 2022...tell us now! 4 1
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 32 minutes ago, tarponhead said: That made me lol Good I try in these difficult times.
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted March 27, 2020 Report Posted March 27, 2020 32 minutes ago, AtomicSkier said: what does having hair have to do with it?!?! That means nothing my dad has always been bald and he’s a pimp and not as much of a Richard as his chubby son. 1
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