enjoralas Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 1 hour ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: No way, he’s had over 5,000 rides down the hills at BB and JF Without a crash. You put some respect on that stat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 11 minutes ago, enjoralas said: Without a crash. You put some respect on that stat. That’s like sleeping 5,000 nights in a row without shitting yourself. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indiggio Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 36 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: That’s like sleeping 5,000 nights in a row without shitting yourself. As I read that, I was expecting "without catching a venereal disease", but then it took a weird turn. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 2 hours ago, indiggio said: As I read that, I was expecting "without catching a venereal disease", but then it took a weird turn. Was gonna say pissing yourself but I’ve definitely pissed myself within the last 5,000 nights like two apartments ago on my couch lol no worries couch went in the dumpster lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadows Posted November 24, 2023 Report Share Posted November 24, 2023 I shit myself not long ago. Few times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiMe Posted November 24, 2023 Report Share Posted November 24, 2023 23 minutes ago, Shadows said: I shit myself not long ago. Few times It's not so bad when it close to home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirheadD8 Posted November 24, 2023 Report Share Posted November 24, 2023 7 minutes ago, DiMe said: It's not so bad when it close to home. Omg these last two posts are just funny as shit , pun intended. You guys have to look forward to the saying. “Over 50 never trust a fart “ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiMe Posted November 24, 2023 Report Share Posted November 24, 2023 1 minute ago, AirheadD8 said: Omg these last two posts are just funny as shit , pun intended. You guys have to look forward to the saying. “Over 50 never trust a fart “ Thats not exclusive to over 50. Especially after a heavy night of drinking 😳 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted November 24, 2023 Report Share Posted November 24, 2023 23 minutes ago, DiMe said: It's not so bad when it close to home. And I wear khaki pants mostly so I definitely can never trust a fart.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted November 24, 2023 Report Share Posted November 24, 2023 13 minutes ago, AirheadD8 said: Omg these last two posts are just funny as shit , pun intended. You guys have to look forward to the saying. “Over 50 never trust a fart “ That’s always been my kind of humor and some even more so than me like my late grandfather, NMSki and the cousin of chIck I have fun with sends audio of her farts in group chat or screaming what if god was one of us on tik tok after crop dusting her kid lol. Remember kids..beware of wet moms wahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indiggio Posted November 24, 2023 Report Share Posted November 24, 2023 9 hours ago, Shadows said: I shit myself not long ago. Few times Hate when that happens! Haven't had a Level 5 while driving somewhere lately, overdue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Law Posted November 24, 2023 Report Share Posted November 24, 2023 There are some old head names, Glenn, nick m...........a good crop dusting is very impressive but I think a well timed Dutch oven is the peak of fart based humor. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NMSKI Posted November 24, 2023 Report Share Posted November 24, 2023 I’ve been occasionally waking my kids up by farting really loud. If I have to fart, I go in one of their rooms right by the bed and blast off super loud. We both crack up and starting the day with a big laugh is the best way to set up a great day. 5 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted November 24, 2023 Report Share Posted November 24, 2023 7 hours ago, indiggio said: Hate when that happens! Haven't had a Level 5 while driving somewhere lately, overdue. Have you ever had a level 6 where you just shit in a bush and luckily had an old greasy fast food Napkin to wipe with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indiggio Posted November 25, 2023 Report Share Posted November 25, 2023 (edited) 6 hours ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: Have you ever had a level 6 where you just shit in a bush and luckily had an old greasy fast food Napkin to wipe with. Oh yeah! Out drinking one night, wasn’t my turn to drive, one started just after leaving bar, of course I was last to be dropped off at home. Struggling to keep turtle in its shell the entire ride. Got back home to my parents house and there was NO time to wait. Headed to the back corner of the yard behind a bush and let loose. No greasy old napkin. Had to do a waddle of shame straight to the shower. Edited November 25, 2023 by indiggio 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiMe Posted November 25, 2023 Report Share Posted November 25, 2023 6 hours ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: Have you ever had a level 6 where you just shit in a bush and luckily had an old greasy fast food Napkin to wipe with. Thats a level 6? What the hell is when you erupt minutes from the driveway. It's like the pressure builds as your body knows relief should be near and things can go bad very quickly at that point. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiMe Posted November 25, 2023 Report Share Posted November 25, 2023 My boat has a makeshift toilet. Can't tell ya how many times on the middle of Lake Champlain or Lake Ontario I had to use it as such 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted November 25, 2023 Report Share Posted November 25, 2023 12 minutes ago, indiggio said: Oh yeah! Out drinking one night, wasn’t my turn to drive, one started just after leaving bar, of course I was last to be dropped off at home. Struggling to keep turtle in its shell the entire ride. Got back home to my parents house and there was NO time to wait. Headed to the back corner of the yard behind a bush and let loose. No greasy old napkin. Had to do a waddle of shame straight to the shower. What’s always amazing is that Most of us can sit through slow moving traffic and a couple red lights and I guess the muscles do what muscles are supposed to do but literally when you’re opening bathroom door you have like 3.5 seconds or gonna be a giant shitty mess. If you’re ever bored or have like hours to kill check out Reddit some crazy poop my pants stories and even stories of people sheeting other people shorts. I’ve eaten ice cream with chop sticks and wiped my ass with an old tube sock because I was out of TP and paper towels Do I win a Nobel prize lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted November 25, 2023 Report Share Posted November 25, 2023 5 minutes ago, DiMe said: Thats a level 6? What the hell is when you erupt minutes from the driveway. It's like the pressure builds as your body knows relief should be near and things can go bad very quickly at that point. Like shit your pants in your car or just maybe a couple drops of liquid poo juice in your shorts..there are levels to this… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiMe Posted November 25, 2023 Report Share Posted November 25, 2023 7 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said: Like shit your pants in your car or just maybe a couple drops of liquid poo juice in your shorts..there are levels to this… What level is run straight into the shower with your clothes still on? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted November 25, 2023 Report Share Posted November 25, 2023 4 minutes ago, DiMe said: What level is run straight into the shower with your clothes still on? 7+ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrilledSteezeSandwich Posted November 25, 2023 Report Share Posted November 25, 2023 @theprogram4 and Meek are bros Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirheadD8 Posted November 25, 2023 Report Share Posted November 25, 2023 A 5 gallon bucket with some oil dry (kitty litter) keep in the vehicle along with a change of clothes and a roll of tp. I keep mental notes of where the rail trail parking is, road construction sites . Usually a job johnny available. Wawa , Sheetz . I’m not the most religious person but I’ve prayed the stalls open many times. I’ve yet to have a blowout but came close. My buddy has the record for the most embarrassing and most conspicuous emergency. Top of Tuckerman headwall.He started his run then stopped and for a cheering lunchrock crowd dropped a log 😳😂 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirheadD8 Posted November 25, 2023 Report Share Posted November 25, 2023 11 minutes ago, DiMe said: What level is run straight into the shower with your clothes still on? 911 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indiggio Posted November 25, 2023 Report Share Posted November 25, 2023 11 hours ago, DiMe said: My boat has a makeshift toilet. Can't tell ya how many times on the middle of Lake Champlain or Lake Ontario I had to use it as such Went striper fishing out of Belmar once and the coffee kicked in shortly after departure on the way out in semi-rough seas. There was no way that was gonna be held back for 5 or so hours. Luckily the boat had a "toilet" (a broom closet with a 5 gallon bucket and a toilet seat to place on top and sit) Better than sticking your ass out the back of the boat and launching that way, but riding the surf and shitting at the same time was a never forget experience! After that, having to hit the head at Home Depot or Sam's club feels like sitting on a true throne. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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