1/23/19 night. Empty.

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6 minutes ago, Shadows said:

"i dont go outside for less than 10 inches."

That's what she said? 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

9 minutes ago, Shadows said:

"i dont go outside for less than 10 inches."

The worst is the store in the O’Hare airport called Nuts on Clark..that sounds like a really bad porno movie. Always reminds me of Clark w Griswald because he’s from Chicago and his wife Ellen is a hottie. 

Edited January 24, 2019 by GrilledSteezeSandwich

[NMSKI]

1 hour ago, indiggio said:

Figured on 2 bunk beds in the spare bedroom

 

[zzslope]

48 minutes ago, NMSKI said:

Stooges did the same gag but with a triple bunk bed.

[tarponhead]

My concern with moving would be becoming perder-jaded.
In the East (not necessarily the coast), we ski on what we got...

Eh, I can see it now, you wake up at o-dark-thirty, pad around the house for a while, swear at the weather report and generally be in a bored $@&/ mood. Jenny wakes up and asks you why you are still home and glares at you. You figure anything at the hill will be better than this and off you go. And redux for the next fuck shit day too. And again..... So basically you may get powder jaded, but you’ll still be skiing everyday. You know I’m right.

And to all you other assholes; I’m a lot closer to retirement than you all so I plan on crashing in one of those bunk beds a month at a time. Deal with it. Plus I get bottom bunk because my bladder is way to old to deal with top bunk

[RidgeRacer]

The worst is the store in the O’Hare airport called Nuts on Clark..that sounds like a really bad porno movie. Always reminds me of Clark w Griswald because he’s from Chicago and his wife Ellen is a hottie. 

In the Christmas vacation scene where Ellen was holding onto Clark's crotch when the police break in...I always wondered how (or if) Chevy Chase kept things at bay...if you know what I mean. Otherwise I would think that would have been pretty embarrassing for him.

[NMSKI]

In the Christmas vacation scene where Ellen was holding onto Clark's crotch when the police break in...I always wondered how (or if) Chevy Chase kept things at bay...if you know what I mean. Otherwise I would think that would have been pretty embarrassing for him.

He must have been wearing those really tight underpants that male dancers wear to keep things under control.

[indiggio]

10 hours ago, RidgeRacer said:

In the Christmas vacation scene where Ellen was holding onto Clark's crotch when the police break in...I always wondered how (or if) Chevy Chase kept things at bay...if you know what I mean. Otherwise I would think that would have been pretty embarrassing for him.

I have to believe many jokes were made during the many takes it took to film that scene.

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

1 hour ago, indiggio said:

I have to believe many jokes were made during the many takes it took to film that scene.

Shitters running...Clark are you gonna eat the neckbone

[indiggio]

2 minutes ago, GrilledSteezeSandwich said:

Shitters running...Clark are you gonna eat the neckbone

Best to just let him finish...

[Kyle]

Can’t see the lines can ya Russ?