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I heard rumors that Shadows is an escort. He takes old rich women on dates and makes them feel young...

 

i know how to do it.

you get the old ones when youre young and the young ones when youre old.

 

and no crazy stories. just a sad sad history of events this time.

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Plenty of women in the Lehigh Valley have fake boobs...I know two 100lb petite women with some D's on it...now they just need butt implants.

 

. I never understood why women would even think about a butt implant. If you had a regulated workout schedule you could gain a nice looking ass in a little over a month. But Americans are lazy so why work for it when you can pay for it.

 

Some women need implants just to have the same/bigger cup size as doug.

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Never liked bolt on's, a very few implants are done well but most are a fucking hack job.

 

Little tits are good too, symmetry and proportionality are way more important than straight up size.

 

Hahaha on Dougie.....I think most men would get tits if they say had a pill you could take and get tits for an hour. They really are that much fun.

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Tits are fun...this chick I've hung out with a few times gets frustrated with me cause I'm bad at taking bras off. She was trying to show me how to

take it off with one hand which was not easy for me...oh well...also girls with larger tits typically have less sensitive nipples and don't mind a little biting while the nerve endings in smaller boobs are more sensitive!!!!! Been a fun summer for

Me!!!

 

Is this a clip from your summer...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLLAwXliGbY

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I remember a man who made a prop bet where he'd get D cup breast implants for a year and if he kept them in he'd get $100,000. After a year he didn't even want to take them out cause he got even more women and he was not a good looking man like me. Let me find the link. I remember he was on Howard Stern and there was an article in Maxim about him. Oh and Johnny law is a sick fuck. Don't let the beard full you...I bet he'd do donkey porn for some Sir Francis Bacons..so would I hee haw

 

http://en.m.wikipedi...ki/Brian_Zembic

 

What kind of donkey ? Like a full size one..........

 

I'm not saying for good, I'm saying you take a pill and now you got some nice tits. Then in like an hour or something everything is back to normal. Shit would sell out.....stuck in traffic with nothing to do....................... and its titty time. LOL

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What kind of donkey ? Like a full size one..........

 

I'm not saying for good, I'm saying you take a pill and now you got some nice tits. Then in like an hour or something everything is back to normal. Shit would sell out.....stuck in traffic with nothing to do....................... and its titty time. LOL

 

uhhh...what the fuck? lol

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